Know any Weed Rhymes? Post em here.

Dont know if there is a thread like this already but if there's not then here it is!
Know any good weed rhymes?
Ill start.

Johnny smoked some crack and almost had a heart attack, jimmy smoked some pot and a lil hungry is all he got.

Make one up if you wanna!

Weed weed,
the magical herb,
the more you smoke,
the less you're perturbed.


uh...


Oh this bud'o mine,
it just gets me oh so high.
Oh this bud'o mine,
it just gets me oh so high.

LOL Nice one haha