Kratom Smoothies

Smoothies is the most awesome way to take kratom that I think I've tried. My buddies and I made these crazy smoothies with kratom, weed that we had vaped, fruit, fatty milk, and yogurt. They were awesome. The ABV added a very very potent buzz along with the kratom, but it was just. So nice. We all ended up falling asleep around 10:30, which never happens xD Here's the recipe for one person.

5 cups of FATTY milk into a pot
3 grams abv
10-20g kratom(depending on how much of a kratom you are.)

Let slow boil for 20 minutes

Strain, and add drugged milk into 3 scoops of ice cream and half of a yoplaite yogurt. Along with as much fruit as you want and I even added probably 2 tbs of sugar xD.
Haha the instructions are pretty holy. But you should get the point. Its awesome.

I'm not a kratom fan but canna smooties sound like they'd be wonderful. Thanks for the idea!

My friend made canna-icecream/gelato once..that would be a great addition to your recipie I think..and some canna-butterscotch chips...also had mushroom smoothies in jamacia...that would be great!

http://www.vice.com/read/magic-mushroom-milkshakes

The smoothie aspect certainly makes the marijuana taste very unnoticeable! I've eaten raw kratom and raw abv, and the smoothie made both of them pretty much non existent.

Haha the icecream weed crazy formula sounds pretty awesome xD more the merrier. We should somehow imagine up a jeffrey type thing witht the perfect combinations of drugs in a tasteless smoothie xD

The best way is to just toss n wash it. straight up. I did it several times a day for over a year, and most things taste like shit with kratom in them. 10 grams is a lot too. If you have good quality leaf, 5-6grams will be plenty for toss n washing (with a tolerance). I was using over 1,000mg/1gram (record???) of oxycodone per day before kratom, and I started at about 8 grams kratom every few hours. didn't get any withdrawals from the oxy, and eventually quit the kratom fairly easily. So, it's a godsend IMO. methadone... suboxone... all that shit just made me worse off.

If you want the best plain kratom leaf sources PM me. I don't know much about extracts as they all seemed to be a waste of $ for me.

I agree, but it's fun to do other methods. Toss and washing is pretty gross, I'm used to it, but I prefer extracting it with alcohol. Makes it easier to mix strains, and take a larger amount in at once, just taking a shot of disgusting, strained, kratom alcohol.
1,000mg of oxycondone is very ridiculous. How the fuck?
Good to see that kratom can help from relapsing though. Too bad they're trying very hard already to ban it in the U.S....

I never tried the alcohol extraction! Seems like a good method. definitely do it the way you want. straining it is probably why you need to use a little more, and the alcohol might not extract all the active alkaloids. I've tried a lot of different extract products, and they always seemed to be missing something unless mixed with some regular leaf. golden reserve from herbresearch is a bomb extract though

I'm sure it isn't quite as potent. But alcohol does seem to potentiate.. Plus imagine if you threw a vicodin in there(not for you, you gram a day God.). Mixing strains though with that definitely knocks you on your ass. Kratom is so inexpensive that I really don't care.
I wish I could find a site that taught me how to grow kratom perfectly instead of telling me how hard it is. God.. I'm pretty sure it's going to get banned so that the pharm companies keep pumping in money off drug addicts, some of them which are brainwashed into not knowing that they are drug addicts. I'm sure that can all go unsaid, but Jesus..

Anyways, I always do the alcohol method. Sometimes at work if I am feeling socially awkward, I eat a few credit card scoops xD
Really though, green raiu, green sumatra, red sumatra, red thai. 5 grams of each into a cup, a shot and a half worth of your alcohol of choice, let sit, keep mixing, do this for about 20 minutes(honestly though it takes wway less time, like 5 minutes if that.) strain with old t shirt. Done. Disgusting. But done. And potent. You'll notice very rapidly.

Still have yet to try and Kratom, but damn some heavy sedation seems super nice right now!

1000 mg of oxy is up there but it's no record. I had a few friends snorting 10 of the blue Roxies at a time multiple times a day. I take a half of one and I'm fucked up.

i used to snort 13 blue 30s per day...i am totally clean off of oxy now though, i am on buprenorphine, im down to 2mg per day, i never took kratom before but alwaysb een interested, i just figured since my tolerance is fucked that it would be pointless...maybe if i took 15gs or so. maybe someday ill try it

No. Try it.

Kratom is very arousing.

So in low doses it is euphoric, high doses your sitting on couch doing nothing (like couch locked)?

Possibly. Kratom has some very diverse strains. Some are eupohric up-beat(green/white vein strains), some are sedating(red). Either way the sedating ones motivate me a lot. I thoroughly enjoy kratom speed balls I guess is what theyd be called. Gives ya an UUMMPHHH.
I have nodded out on it, but only like right after I get a new batch and extract it in everclear with multiple strains. I really like doing that. BAM.

You know how a lot of drugs you take them(pills, lower MDMA dosages, low mushroom/lsd dosages) and you just feel...... better..?
It's like that except non addictive(slightly mentally but I think I said this to my experience way less mentally addictive than marijuana.) not at all physically.

Chill pill, except tea... That gets you high. Managably high. I do a lot of things better day to day when I've ingested kratom. Sleep, sex, work, reading, creative things, dreams, cleaning... Yet it's sedative. Perfect. One of my all time favorites, it has never proved to be anything less than beneficial to me. Totally fixes social anxiety too, my fingernails are not bleeding near as much if Ive been taking kratom. But of course this is where the mental addiction comes in(for me anyways) everyones different. If you haven't tried it, give it a shit.

But figure out the ingestion method that you like because quite frankly they all suck. Some less than others,