Lace and Frills <3

im cheap and use spit

That's not just cheap, it's nasty.
You should try this product, which was obviously made by and for psychiatrists to make analysis sessions go that little bit smoother. cn
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But KY IS cheap. You get the best bang for the buck. LOL


Kuroi, I dunno about them, but I'm talkin' the ladie's hiney.
Right in the turd cutter
 
The first time I tried to stick it in a girls ass, my dick would just not fucking go in there. I was back there for about 5 minutes trying to jam in her ass. So finally I said fuck it and quietly spit about 5 times in my hand, got everything all sloppy and slipped it right in there. I remember trying so hard not to laugh.
 
That's not just cheap, it's nasty.
You should try this product, which was obviously made by and for psychiatrists to make analysis sessions go that little bit smoother. cn
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I think you're thinking of Tobias Funke. An analyst and a therapist. The worlds first...

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the first time i tried to stick it in a girls ass, my dick would just not fucking go in there. I was back there for about 5 minutes trying to jam in her ass. So finally i said fuck it and quietly spit about 5 times in my hand, got everything all sloppy and slipped it right in there. I remember trying so hard not to laugh.

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohh yeah, but the moral of the story is don't hate on spit. Because my spit was there for me when I needed it the most, and I can never thank it enough.

My spit save my ass that day, and hers.
 
Try coconut oil to lube, high in omega-3 and natural. Tell the gal to relax the sphincter also, or she will get a roid. LOL
 
Ohh yeah, but the moral of the story is don't hate on spit. Because my spit was there for me when I needed it the most, and I can never thank it enough.

My spit save my ass that day, and hers.

So hitting the fucking bong in honor of this damn post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
(puts on a Jeremy Clarkson pious voice) This is Consumer Advice, Clonex! It could save someone a colossal pain in the

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(But too late for poor dear Kuroi. Someone was NOT a credit to malekind.)
 
I don't get why ladies can just apply the "spit" themselves ?
I personally am a front door banker ,
But it seems like common sense to me.........
 
I don't get why ladies can just apply the "spit" themselves ?
I personally am a front door banker ,
But it seems like common sense to me.........

(I was going to stop with this, but I cannot resist the straight line)
Some of us like to use the ATM. cn
 
To avoid being crude... one could scoop from the front door and apply out back if you really need to?

Ladies could be a bit more helpful, but like I said, I didn't have a choice in the matter
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