Landlord wants to come visit the property? what should I do?

a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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I'm lucky as fuck.

My landlord did a final walkthrough yesterday and was sad I was taking my garden with me...

I sent her home with some GG#4 clones and one of my last GG#4 buds.

She wants me to help her grow some trees in her backyard this summer, I told her I was happy to oblige.

She had originally come over to discuss charging me to stay another week, but I got her super high and she completely forgot about charging me, lol. So far!

@OP, sounds like you should just move everything. You don't seem like a good liar, and besides, the previous tenant pulled the same shenanigans that you are, the owners of the building already know what's up, and every day that you stall letting them see their property is another day for them to imagine what you're up to.

I was upfront with my landlord about my activity, specifically telling her what I was doing to ensure the safety of myself and her property. She appreciated that, part of the reason she and I have a good business relationship.

And she likes that I send her off with buds every time she visits...
 
Triplec

Triplec

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a senile fungus said:
I'm lucky as fuck.

My landlord did a final walkthrough yesterday and was sad I was taking my garden with me...

I sent her home with some GG#4 clones and one of my last GG#4 buds.

She wants me to help her grow some trees in her backyard this summer, I told her I was happy to oblige.

She had originally come over to discuss charging me to stay another week, but I got her super high and she completely forgot about charging me, lol. So far!

@OP, sounds like you should just move everything. You don't seem like a good liar, and besides, the previous tenant pulled the same shenanigans that you are, the owners of the building already know what's up, and every day that you stall letting them see their property is another day for them to imagine what you're up to.

I was upfront with my landlord about my activity, specifically telling her what I was doing to ensure the safety of myself and her property. She appreciated that, part of the reason she and I have a good business relationship.

And she likes that I send her off with buds every time she visits...[/QUOT
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So is it legal where you live? If not, you have a fucking awesome landlord.
 
Greenhouse;save

Greenhouse;save

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I was thinking the same thing..........I don't doubt your story senile.......but the chances of getting a landlord like that r VERY small.....so why did you move out????
 
Greenhouse;save

Greenhouse;save

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I caN just Imagine my landlords face ........Your doing WHAT..........................................OUT NOW.......AND YOUR GETTING FUK ALL DEPOSIT BACK lmao........
 
Greenhouse;save

Greenhouse;save

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In fact I don't have a landlord simply because.............I AM THE LANDLORD of a few high end properties and I've had loads of my family asking to take the property on to grow some weed full rent........let's just say I told them to fuk right of as politely as possible......imo a grow should not be grown in a living space.......it should b done in a garage or shed ...........only my op but one I will stick by.......
 
JamesWolverine

JamesWolverine

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Greenhouse;save said:
In fact I don't have a landlord simply because.............I AM THE LANDLORD of a few high end properties and I've had loads of my family asking to take the property on to grow some weed full rent........let's just say I told them to fuk right of as politely as possible......imo a grow should not be grown in a living space.......it should b done in a garage or shed ...........only my op but one I will stick by.......
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Let me explain to you I don't get any visitors I live alone my living room is exactly a "living room", I don't have sofa's/coach or anything like that and no I'm not poor either I just don't sit around lounging around on the coach nor do I have a TV because I don't watch TV either I find TV depressing I'm more of an I.T/computer nerd that builds em and plays latest games and hardware.
My bed is like my couch. it's big and high and has back rest I don't even use my living room, I have my wardrobe and just nice decorations so to me it's just another room, if people do come visit I usually let them hang out in my bedroom bring in couple of chairs.
My living room is more like a dining room, has a dinner table etc..
 
rob333

rob333

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JamesWolverine said:
Let me explain to you I don't get any visitors I live alone my living room is exactly a "living room", I don't have sofa's/coach or anything like that and no I'm not poor either I just don't sit around lounging around on the coach nor do I have a TV because I don't watch TV either I find TV depressing I'm more of an I.T/computer nerd that builds em and plays latest games and hardware.
My bed is like my couch. it's big and high and has back rest I don't even use my living room, I have my wardrobe and just nice decorations so to me it's just another room, if people do come visit I usually let them hang out in my bedroom bring in couple of chairs.
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people have gave u ideas and it sems u are not happy with any of them all i can say now is work it out yourself mate ;)
 
rob333

rob333

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JamesWolverine said:
Let me explain to you I don't get any visitors I live alone my living room is exactly a "living room", I don't have sofa's/coach or anything like that and no I'm not poor either I just don't sit around lounging around on the coach nor do I have a TV because I don't watch TV either I find TV depressing I'm more of an I.T/computer nerd that builds em and plays latest games and hardware.
My bed is like my couch. it's big and high and has back rest I don't even use my living room, I have my wardrobe and just nice decorations so to me it's just another room, if people do come visit I usually let them hang out in my bedroom bring in couple of chairs.
My living room is more like a dining room, has a dinner table etc..
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i dont no tell em the tent is for u to jerk off in over the latest gaming girls
 
Red1966

Red1966

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JamesWolverine said:
Okay so I have a 100x100x200 tent, and I currently have a loose bed/mattress sheet (the ones without the fitted corners) I have that put on it so it looks like the material is naturally grey. could be sold off as like a shelf? or a wardrobe or a storage room?, was planning on saying it's like a cheap shelf I keep my books and I put that on top so dust and stuff don't get to it but wondering if that's stupid? the landlord isn't there to check/search my property but obviously I don't want her to be suspicious, funny thing is imagine my living room, on the other side of the room is the window, on the left side of the window wall is my dinner table and chairs and on the right side is my tent and on the opposite corner of the tent is my wardrobe (yeah I know wardrobe in living room) it's because I switched my bedroom and living room up so my old living room is now my bedroom and my wardrobe was too big and wont fit out of the door.
So would it look obvious? or it could be bought off?, alternatively I can always uninstall the tent and put my plants in wardrobe or cabinet or something but I don't want to, it just causes so much hassle and backache that lasts me 3days every time I install a tent due to amount of bending I do and it's going to take time.
It looks like this picture but like a different colour I got baby blue and brown and black and obviously without the door? if she asks how do you get inside what do I respond? do I tell her this is the original material or that I put it on top of myself?
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I have found that if you answer the door naked, most visitors decline to come inside. Works on those damn Jehovah's Witnesses, anyway.
 
JamesWolverine

JamesWolverine

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rob333 said:
people have gave u ideas and it sems u are not happy with any of them all i can say now is work it out yourself mate ;)
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Bro I'm pleased and happy with peoples comments and I most likely take it down, my comment wasn't there to piss people off or make me sound like I'm not going to listen to people, that dude said like why would you put a tent in a living room so I was just explaining why it's there.
 
rob333

rob333

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JamesWolverine said:
Bro I'm pleased and happy with peoples comments and I most likely take it down, my comment wasn't there to piss people off or make me sound like I'm not going to listen to people, that dude said like why would you put a tent in a living room so I was just explaining why it's there.
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sweet as
 
tekdc911

tekdc911

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No filter running ....... and youre worried about what she see's ? unless she was born without a nose then she already knows youre growing pot ..........
 
SPLFreak808

SPLFreak808

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JamesWolverine said:
Let me explain to you I don't get any visitors I live alone my living room is exactly a "living room", I don't have sofa's/coach or anything like that and no I'm not poor either I just don't sit around lounging around on the coach nor do I have a TV because I don't watch TV either I find TV depressing I'm more of an I.T/computer nerd that builds em and plays latest games and hardware.
My bed is like my couch. it's big and high and has back rest I don't even use my living room, I have my wardrobe and just nice decorations so to me it's just another room, if people do come visit I usually let them hang out in my bedroom bring in couple of chairs.
My living room is more like a dining room, has a dinner table etc..
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I would still, any day of the week, hide all my hard work from anyone. I have seen the chain reaction from little shit that gets me caught too many times to even consider keeping it in my rented house if the owner/property manager wants to take a look, let me tell you, a property manager will rat you out and go home feeling good about it, the owner will either get paranoid or will want to take some with him/her. And thats a 90%/10% chance of that ever happening. Not worth the risk of your house/life/future/stress and your grow for something so simple. I only keep replying because ive had shit luck with things like these in the past, and it is pretty damn easy to fuck shit up.
 
BigTexan

BigTexan

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Ive had to move two 10x10 rooms with 20 plants in each several dozen times its not that hard renting a penske truck for a few hours and load em up in their, the trucks have sun roofs. so they will still get light. Park truck a block over no one will know.
 
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bigsteve

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Buy some dime-sized Styrofoam balls and some green pipecleaners. Paint the balls red and cut the pipecleaners into 4-inch sections. Make a hook at one end of the pipecleaner and push the other end into the middle of a red ball. Hang the assembly on your plants just like Christmas ornaments and ask your landlord how he likes your cherry tomatoes.

Didn't mean to make light of your problem bro', but the Fabulous Furry Freak brothers used this same ploy in 1968!

BigSteve.
 
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