Large Hadron Collider

NorthofEngland

NorthofEngland

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I've just finished the construction of a large hadron collider in my spare bedroom. I found most of the parts in local scrap yards but I had to buy some bits on E-bay.
It doesn't seem to working.....?

I'm not sure whether I'm using hadrons that are not large enough
or if they're not colliding for another reason???

If anyone can tell me how to increase the size of my hadrons I would be very grateful.
 
heckler73

heckler73

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I wish I could help, but I'm still trying to get my tiny hadron bumper working. I knew I should've bought the AC adapter for it, damn it.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Yours is a genetic problem. Sure, we all see the ads for hadron pumps and pills promising increased size, but any small gain is certain to be quite temporary. We're all stuck with the hadrons we're born with, you'll just have to find other ways to please her...
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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NorthofEngland said:
I've just finished the construction of a large hadron collider in my spare bedroom. I found most of the parts in local scrap yards but I had to buy some bits on E-bay.
It doesn't seem to working.....?

I'm not sure whether I'm using hadrons that are not large enough
or if they're not colliding for another reason???

If anyone can tell me how to increase the size of my hadrons I would be very grateful.
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PK13/14
 
NorthofEngland

NorthofEngland

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tyler.durden said:
Yours is a genetic problem. Sure, we all see the ads for hadron pumps and pills promising increased size, but any small gain is certain to be quite temporary. We're all stuck with the hadrons we're born with, you'll just have to find other ways to please her...
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"We're all stuck with the hadrons we're born with....".
I seem to recall some drastic changes (in the hadron area) between the ages of 11 and 13.
If you retained the hadrons of a new born then you have problems.
 
heckler73

heckler73

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It's all about the Baryons, man...
PS If you ever get a chance to see Rocky Kolb from the U of Chicago, go see him. He does a good job of introducing Quantum Mech to the layman. I was so itching to dig into him yesterday when he was talking about the CMB radiation, though... :lol: But I held my tongue. There were so many "telescope gazers" there, I didn't want to ruin the magic for them.
 
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