Meet-An-Inmate.Com: Ranker Rates Top Most Beautiful Women Behind Bars (PICTURES)
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/05/02/meet-an-inmatecom-ranker-rates-top-most-beautiful-women-behind-bars-pictures_n_1470799.html?ref=mostpopular#s=928781
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OMG. I fuckin' LOVE this. This is the kind of shit that puts a smile on my face when reading the "morning paper."
My name is Renee, as you already know, I'm 33. I'm lonely and in search of a real man for friendship, companionship, and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison. Must be a kind and caring individual. I'm honest, sincere, easygoing, and love to learn new things. I also love the simple things in life, romance, hugs, shopping, travel, love, etc. I love laughing and making others laugh. I love to have fun! Let's get to know one another. Must be willing to commit eventually. I promise you won't be disappointed. Postage is hard to come by in prison, if possible send stamps. I am here, waiting to hear from you sooner than later, Race is not an issue.
And thank God race is not an issue. Y'know, I think I could trust that face... just not with knives or guns or my wallet.
Kelly Bryan Reason for incarceration: Drugs "I'm looking for a man who is smart, funny, kind, and financially stable. I love someone who can put a smile on my face."
And here we have the lovely Kelly Bryan. Finacially stable? Come on. Like Financially stable men need to look for a wife in prison?
Kataya Kitzman Reason for Incarceration: Murder "I'm a very journalistic person. I enjoy growing a personal bond through correspondence. I love to be presentable at all times. Impressions are everlasting."
I think she's my favorite. Hey, there's something Kataya the Killer and I have in common! We're both "journalistic." And "impressions are everlasting?" You mean like when you tell people you just met that you're a murderer?
Ashley Davis Reason for incarceration: Grand Theft, Burglary "I've made some bad decisions that have put me in prison, however, that doesn't make me a bad person...I love the beach and just about anything to do with the outdoors."
Aw, what an angel. No, Ashley, you are not a bad person. "...I love the beach and just about anything to do with outdoors... and if I love it enough, I'll steal it!"
Amy Doyle "I am kind, honest, and have a great personality. I'm looking for long term friendships, possibly more."
Fuck yeah. If I'm gonn hook up with some prison bitch, she should look like this... Partay! She may be kind and she may have a great personality, but come on, honest?
Rebecca Flanagan Reason for incarceration: Burglary "I believe you should live each day as it's your last. I love to have fun, laugh, and will try almost anything once."
LOL! I believe that part about living each day like it's her last and that she'll try anything once. I wouldn't trust this chick for shit! LOL!
Sherree Cheng "I have many interests both appropriate and unmentionable."
Me so Horny!
Crystal Clamenza "I am looking for someone who is motivated, driven, open minded, family oriented, and who loves to laugh. Must be stable and financially secure, and able to stimulate me intellectually with a vivid imagination."
There's that financially secure thing again! Boy, I had no idea inmates were so high maintenance.
Maeghan Rice Reason for Incarceration: Second-degree murder "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."
Right guy? Me! Me! What's a little second degree murder? LOL!
So what are you waiting for, RIU users in the UK? This is your big chance! Good luck and watch your back!