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Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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thump easy said:
i found out that one of my good friends was gay and never new it???? lolz found out another was a Paster! found dog shit in the laundry room the other day and found a bird terd in my fucken nug the bird been taking shits on my buds outside their under an olive tree?? i found the gee spot its a hang out!!!! i have found alot of change in the dryer..
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What's a paster?

paster
[pey-ster] Spell Syllables
noun
1.
a slip of paper gummed on the back, to be pasted on or oversomething, as over a name on a ballot.
2.
a person or thing that pastes.
 
MonkeyGrinder

MonkeyGrinder

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Found a 36 inch flatscreen last year.
Had a few too many to drink. Ran out of smokes. Decided to walk to a local convenience store to grab a pack and some snacks. On the way back I had to piss like damnit. Spotted an enclosed dumpster at a business. There was a flatscreen up on top of all the bags. I pulled it out and took a look at it. It wasn't cracked or anything. So I took it home and plugged it in. Nothing. Unplugged it disconnected the power cord. I had a spare that would fit it. Swapped it out. Plugged it in and poof it fired right up. Nothing wrong but a shorted out plug. Score
A few weeks before that I found a phone out on a hiking trail. Battery was dead. Threw it in my pocket and took it home. Rain hadn't killed it. Treasure trove of boobs. Nice boobs. Score.
A couple years ago I was walking home after a night of crazy events. Police inbound due to shenanigans. Narrow escape on foot. Fatty cops were stopped in their tracks when I jumped up on a 12ft chain link fence. Pulled myself up and swung my legs over in without skipping a beat.
Hit some train tracks a few minutes later. Legged it down em for a while. I knew the tracks would lead to a road near my place. Found a thick black trash bag when I finally got to the road. Kicked it. Wasn't a dead animal or anything. Decided to dump it out and take a look. I swear to god what I found astounded me. Loads of sex toys. Several strands of anal beads. Not one. Several. A suction cup dildo. 2 Vibrators. A load of batteries and some country music CDs. Grabbed Conway Twitty and George Jones for a buddy that liked them. Kept the batteries for myself. Score.
He didn't believe me when I told him the story about where I found them. It was a running joke for a while about me offering to show him a sack of dildos out by the train tracks.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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MonkeyGrinder said:
Found a 36 inch flatscreen last year.
Had a few too many to drink. Ran out of smokes. Decided to walk to a local convenience store to grab a pack and some snacks. On the way back I had to piss like damnit. Spotted an enclosed dumpster at a business. There was a flatscreen up on top of all the bags. I pulled it out and took a look at it. It wasn't cracked or anything. So I took it home and plugged it in. Nothing. Unplugged it disconnected the power cord. I had a spare that would fit it. Swapped it out. Plugged it in and poof it fired right up. Nothing wrong but a shorted out plug. Score
A few weeks before that I found a phone out on a hiking trail. Battery was dead. Threw it in my pocket and took it home. Rain hadn't killed it. Treasure trove of boobs. Nice boobs. Score.
A couple years ago I was walking home after a night of crazy events. Police inbound due to shenanigans. Narrow escape on foot. Fatty cops were stopped in their tracks when I jumped up on a 12ft chain link fence. Pulled myself up and swung my legs over in without skipping a beat.
Hit some train tracks a few minutes later. Legged it down em for a while. I knew the tracks would lead to a road near my place. Found a thick black trash bag when I finally got to the road. Kicked it. Wasn't a dead animal or anything. Decided to dump it out and take a look. I swear to god what I found astounded me. Loads of sex toys. Several strands of anal beads. Not one. Several. A suction cup dildo. 2 Vibrators. A load of batteries and some country music CDs. Grabbed Conway Twitty and George Jones for a buddy that liked them. Kept the batteries for myself. Score.
He didn't believe me when I told him the story about where I found them. It was a running joke for a while about me offering to show him a sack of dildos out by the train tracks.
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Hilarious! Got any more?!

I actually forgot that I made this thread.

I've since found a very new looking stereo minus a cable, which once connected works fine. Another mirror seperately. Also a kids wicker rocking chair. So I'm not a tramp much, bringing all this stuff home. :)
 
kinetic

kinetic

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I found a kid breaking into a car in my neighborhood. So I ran up on him. He ended up getting away because work boots don't make for fleet feet.
 
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