last year I grew a plant in Mt dew

420monster · Feb 8, 2016

GreenJoker said:
I hear Bernie the stud muffin has been banging Hilary, in Bills tool shed out back.
Trump is deporting them to Canada.
While Obama was shouting obscenities at feminists.

We have you surrounded mite monster, come out with your legs up....

Haha ill come out but still good luck killing me

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420monster · Feb 8, 2016

All joking aside tho thoes radioactive buds were pretty cool even glow in the dark I moved on tho now I work at area 51 and the aliens there gave me some space chronic and wow it floats and grows on its own the roots just kinda float around the room which kinda gets annoying but it gets 4" tall yeilds 25 lbs 400% thc changes colors every 3 seconds lights it's self smells like raindows and takes a hour to grow seed to harvest now I shouldn't tell you this but to activate the seeds you got to use baja mt.dew they get the real kick start from the "baja" part with the added benefit of mt.dew oh ya and you temporarily turn into a flying unicorn that can teleport to other galaxy's trust me you guys don't know what your missing I would post pics as proof but it's invisible on camera but trust me it works

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GreenJoker · Feb 8, 2016

420monster said:
All joking aside tho thoes radioactive buds were pretty cool even glow in the dark I moved on tho now I work at area 51 and the aliens there gave me some space chronic and wow it floats and grows on its own the roots just kinda float around the room which kinda gets annoying but it gets 4" tall yeilds 25 lbs 400% thc changes colors every 3 seconds lights it's self smells like raindows and takes a hour to grow seed to harvest now I shouldn't tell you this but to activate the seeds you got to use baja mt.dew they get the real kick start from the "baja" part with the added benefit of mt.dew oh ya and you temporarily turn into a flying unicorn that can teleport to other galaxy's trust me you guys don't know what your missing I would post pics as proof but it's invisible on camera but trust me it works

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Damn, I gotta get back to the US.
I just smoked one of my brothers moon rocks, I gave my woman's autoflowers a little Jameson & now we're having a full blown conversation about why fat chicks always drink Diet Coke :shock:

Holy god, you must be running around the house harvesting with a weed wacker!
...there's no time to talk, I'm on my way over with a few leprechauns! One has Hilary Clintons number, so we can prank call later :eyesmoke:

Joe Blows Trees · Feb 8, 2016

This thread has become hilarious! :bigjoint:

ttystikk · Feb 8, 2016

vhawk said:
Great, now I've got to see this finshaggy grow. You guys are hilarious, and I'm not baked, not even leavened.

...update found his posts. Finding myself regretting learning to read.

They DID try to warn you!

ttystikk · Feb 8, 2016

We now know what happens to growers who, locked up in small spaces with Mountain Dew and the demon weed for too long, start babbling gibberish at ninety words a minute!

And besides, the caffeine makes the trichs so nervous they all fall off.

a senile fungus · Feb 9, 2016

hondagrower420 said:
I take a shit a just slap a seed in it. Organic baby.

We already knew that. You grow in your bathtub, one would have to assume the toilet is also inaccessible!

Edit: do you drink mountain dew?

Dr. Who · Feb 9, 2016

420monster said:
I already have sanders as a allie he told me he would take trumps money and supply me with free cannabis I will become unstoppable

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Irradiating some FORBID 4 F as we speak!

Gotta keep this guy/mite away from MY grow!

Kswisss · Feb 9, 2016

I used to fuck this girl who drank mountain dew as a diet. She claimed it cleaned the skunky funk coming from her cooca. I never noticed a difference, her twat stunk like a dead fish anyway but I think that was from the STDs. Just my .02.

Swiss

420monster · Feb 9, 2016

a senile fungus said:
We already knew that. You grow in your bathtub, one would have to assume the toilet is also inaccessible!

Edit: do you drink mountain dew?

Dwc prison toilet grows duh! How do you think they smoke in prison

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GreenJoker · Feb 9, 2016

420monster said:
Dwc prison toilet grows duh! How do you think they smoke in prison

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They take turns blowing into the water with a tiny straw.

Make sure you guys don't forget to flush....

420monster · Feb 9, 2016

Kswisss said:
I used to fuck this girl who drank mountain dew as a diet. She claimed it cleaned the skunky funk coming from her cooca. I never noticed a difference, her twat stunk like a dead fish anyway but I think that was from the STDs. Just my .02.

Swiss

Ummmm why would u fuck a girl with a vagina that smells like skunky dead fish and has stds in the first place? I mean more power to ya but it's not nice to tell everyone all about my ex wife how is she doing anyways?

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Budley Doright · Feb 9, 2016

420monster said:
Ummmm why would u fuck a girl with a vagina that smells like skunky dead fish and has stds in the first place? I mean more power to ya but it's not nice to tell everyone all about my ex wife how is she doing anyways?

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Fuck! How many people did my ex marry anyways

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KryptoBud · Feb 9, 2016

420monster said:
Ummmm why would u fuck a girl with a vagina that smells like skunky dead fish and has stds in the first place? I mean more power to ya but it's not nice to tell everyone all about my ex wife how is she doing anyways?

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How would you know the scent if you didn't try? By the you caught a whiff you'd have a good 60-90 seconds worth of foreplay invested, whats another 30 seconds. I can easily hold my breath that long. Some of you guys are fussy. Practice makes perfect ya know, not every game is the superbowl

Kswisss · Feb 9, 2016

I was in prison for 46 days I stuffed my ass with weed

KryptoBud said:
How would you know the scent if you didn't try? By the you caught a whiff you'd have a good 60-90 seconds worth of foreplay invested, whats another 30 seconds. I can easily hold my breath that long. Some of you guys are fussy. Practice makes perfect ya know, not every game is the superbowl

That's what I'm saying, bunch of bitches, I guess its just me being the fucking raisin in a grape patch that I am.

KryptoBud · Feb 9, 2016

This thread took a unique turn didn't it.

Budley Doright · Feb 10, 2016

KryptoBud said:
This thread took a unique turn didn't it.

As they do.

Budley Doright · Feb 10, 2016

KryptoBud said:
How would you know the scent if you didn't try? By the you caught a whiff you'd have a good 60-90 seconds worth of foreplay invested, whats another 30 seconds. I can easily hold my breath that long. Some of you guys are fussy. Practice makes perfect ya know, not every game is the superbowl

Not fussy just draw the line at stinky

KryptoBud · Feb 10, 2016

Kswisss · Feb 10, 2016

KryptoBud said:

Go check out my first indoor grow thread give me some insite captain logic

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