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a mongo frog said:
proceeded to jerk the donkey off but realized i need some thing bigger than this. but what though. so he went to the sanfracisco zoo where he...
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suddly spoted the love of his life a 10 ton african elephant name Juju they both looked deeply into each others eyes when ....
 
billy4479 said:
suddly spoted the love of his life a 10 ton african elephant name Juju they both looked deeply into each others eyes when ....
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*a bus full of RIU noobs crashed infront of Cranker.. killing his 10ton booty call.. but wait.. theres a noise of some sorts..
 
suTraGrow said:
He enjoyed it and asked cannawizard "to bring a friend next time maybe 2 black dildos?!?". After that cannawizard preceded to say....
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"i have a friend named Sutra.. and he loves cock & balls.. i think y'all should meet"... after C.Wiz states this.. sirens come blasting from the corner of the gay bar...
 
cannawizard said:
"i have a friend named Sutra.. and he loves cock & balls.. i think y'all should meet"... after C.Wiz states this.. sirens come blasting from the corner of the gay bar...
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You see cannawizards grandpappy running from the gay bar and into the hills. He startes yelling at canna saying HEY...........
 
cannawizard said:
"i have a friend named Sutra.. and he loves cock & balls.. i think y'all should meet"... after C.Wiz states this.. sirens come blasting from the corner of the gay bar...
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and 10 black naked men come out wanting to fight! but they were all naked. and the wierd thing was they had small dicks. but that didnt stop....
 
...im still picturing cranker waking up tommorw turning on his cumputer all excited to see how many people asked him a legal question only to find his whole life story posted right here ...
 
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