lets have a high convo

hi, im stoned, lets talk bout sutin, how bout bad shit in life, i can start, my seeds got lost in the mail, my grower has disapered off to jamaica to bring back seeds, he says hes goin 2 make a super strain, all i know is hes smokin blueberry superskunk, good shit happens too, got a new girl, no names, weed smoker, video game player, munchies fun girl, n she knows when its time to get down to bussiness, i got a new light in my growbox, som i now have like 130 watts n 4 fans, and the probation board said my record will be gone in a few months if i dont get arrested, uni here i come, im not sellin any weed and ima grow my own, my grower left me 8 ounces from his weed, his personel strains are almost finished, hes made blueberry superskunk,fruity cheese(strawberry blueberry and blueberry cheese and others that he aint finished)im lovin life at the mo, but we know that the shitty spring is coming when shit gets slow, until then

duuuuuudeee the otehr day i drove like 40 mins across my state to find out im straight
the other day before the other day i drove 40 mins the other way across the state to PUSH a quarter in the complete ghetto it was quite fun driving in the ghetto when giggly high LOL. i got 25$ profit minus 10$ for gas trip and 15 for the dub i got for me, so i didnt really make money lol

then i got fired from my second job 3 days into it cuz i had to work both jobs at the same time and i told the new job manager i couldnt work and he fired me LOL

all my dealers suck last month i started an aerogarden grow with a seed from a quarter i bought of regs and a seed my friend gave me saying he found in a bag of kush, hes the kind of dude who would be honest and he wanted me to grow it for him and it doesnt look anything like the bagseed (grows straight up instead of branching like bagseed) so it probably was a controlled pollination which the kush and the seed was luckly included in my friends dub . im not growing for profit im growing so i dont have to blow ALL my paycheck on pot every weed im SICK OF IT

one more thing:
pot is great everyone lol when i was in high school i had very little friends because i was the one fat kid in a school of 1000 thin shallow attractive people now im a senior started working and a coworker introduced me to pot and god has it made my life sooo much better i <3 weed

Someone needs to make this a de-motivational poster....

POT
Makes up for all the women who said your dick was too small.

LMAO