slowandsteady
Well-Known Member
guy gets pulled over and cop gives him the license and reg routine. The cop ask did he know how fast he was going? The guy says he's late for work and apologizes to the cop. Cop asked what he did for a job? Guy says he is a rectum stretcher at the hospital. The cop stops and looks at the guy and ask how you do that? Guy says well you lube up and start with one finger then two and keep going till you can get your whole hand in then work your other hand in once you got both hands in you work it till its about 6 foot around. the cop looks at the guy and asks " what the heck do you do with a 6 foot rectum?" . Guy says give it a radar gun and ticket book.