A mother and father are taking a shower and the son walks in and says " can i come in?" they say, yes, and he comes in. As they are bathe the young son looks around interested and questionin everything, finally he asks "daddy, whats that", pointing to his penis. His father looks down and says, ahhh thats my snake. Then the young boy looks at his mother pointing to her vagina and says "mommy whats that". The mother says ahhhh my grass. Later that night the parents were in bed and the son knocks on the door and asks "can I get in?". The parents look at each other and say "yes". Later that night the boy wakes up to the bed rocking, he looks under the cover and shouts "mommy" wake up we have an emergency there is a snake in your grass.
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