Let's Meet Up For Some Casual Sex!

grime mc

grime mc

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bro, thanks fe puttin this idea into my mind,,
sent em last night, ill jus put the better responses,

IF SWEARING OFFENDS YOU DONT READ ON [N STOP BEEN A PUSSY]

"wagwan ,lets link up fe some casual sex"

mark, take ur fingers outa the wall sockets n put up ya own arse
nidge, NIGGA WOT FUCK UP WIT YA,,
sammy, you prick not after last time [sammy is a gurl btw]
JJ, if dat was ment for our lass im gona fuck you up!!!
lex, are you gay,??
nikki, ive hated you for ages, DONT TXT ME EVER AGAIN
little sal, really,? your fine
Grim, wat apen to ur brain, u gone from badman to battyman, dis pure fuckery
cully, RUDE BOI IM GONA GUT U
Clara, u dirty little cunt, u fucked my sis..
clara, [an hour later] im at my cousins but ill b back up that way 2moro,?
clara, [about n hour ago] i thought you liked me, then i get txts of loads af people tellin me your askin em all to fuck you!! u think ur fuck god but your just a cunt
Clara, [minutes later] just let me know if your serious xx
mum, u idiot, im your mother
annie, wot so you can fuck me then dump me again,? get a life.
annie [later on] sorry about b4, i was just upset but now im just wet.
uncle paul,, yer sure kiddo but im bringing the lads round..
D, battyclot, u wan war i fuckin rape you [i really should not have sent it to him]
small fry, im only 13 [ARRR WOT DID I DO, ITS MY MATES LITTLE SISTER]
Ryan, WOT THE FUCK R PLAYIN AT SEND SHIT LIKE THAT TO MY LITTLE SIS AND THEN ME,?? YOUR SICK, GET SOME FUCKIN HELP NIGGA
Alan, only if i can put jelly beans up your bum, x
kerry, your a predator even without ya rasscolt locks ha ha, stay sharpe rude boi u slippin
Ok that was some of the shit i got back, i dont know weather to laugh or cry or go to the old bill n explain if they get any reports of me asking a 13year old for sex it was only a joke.
Im not leaving my house till this is sorted, well worth it tho..:wall:

most of my reply's were obvious stuff like "lol" and most people knew it was a joke but i feel bad about some of them, but i do treat women better now and im gona be dodgin bullets on my estate now. Im such a fool.

ive edited it so its more understandable to the American ear [or eye in this case]
 
Benassi

Benassi

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Louis541 said:
Lets meet up for some casual sex!
JJ: o_O
......
10 minutes later
what's wrong?
JJ:That's not funny.

Then this one was to a dude.
lets meet up for some casual sex!
WB:Only if you have a girl there, and rum if she's fat.
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Hahahahahahaha he's down

...... said:
got it all straightened out now.Had to explain it was a joke lol.
my cousins girl took it serious hahaha and told my cousin.He was mad until I explained it.

My mom and sister just called me a dumbass.Same thing happened with my brother but he also got the message so he laughed about it.

I think some guy thought I was serious and said my place or yours lol.always thought he was a weirdo.
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Hahahaha sometimes the reaponses after you explain yourself are even great

The Cryptkeeper said:
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I like my women like I like my Whiskey... 12 years old a mixed up with coke.
 
Devildog93

Devildog93

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grime mc said:
bro, thanks fe puttin this idea into my mind,,
sent em last night, ill jus put the better responses,

IF SWEARING OFFENDS YOU DONT READ ON [N STOP BEEN A PUSSY]

"wagwan ,lets link up fe some casual sex"

mark, take ur fingers outa the wall sockets n put up ya own arse
nidge, NIGGA WOT FUCK UP WIT YA,,
sammy, you prick not after last time [sammy is a gurl btw]
JJ, if dat was ment for our lass im gona fuck you up!!!
lex, are you gay,??
nikki, ive hated you for ages, DONT TXT ME EVER AGAIN
little sal, really,? your fine
Grim, wat apen to ur brain, u gone from badman to battyman, dis pure fuckery
cully, RUDE BOI IM GONA GUT U
Clara, u dirty little cunt, u fucked my sis..
clara, [an hour later] im at my cousins but ill b back up that way 2moro,?
clara, [about n hour ago] i thought you liked me, then i get txts of loads af people tellin me your askin em all to fuck you!! u think ur fuck god but your just a cunt
Clara, [minutes later] just let me know if your serious xx
mum, u idiot, im your mother
annie, wot so you can fuck me then dump me again,? get a life.
annie [later on] sorry about b4, i was just upset but now im just wet.
uncle paul,, yer sure kiddo but im bringing the lads round..
D, battyclot, u wan war i fuckin rape you [i really should not have sent it to him]
small fry, im only 13 [ARRR WOT DID I DO, ITS MY MATES LITTLE SISTER]
Ryan, WOT THE FUCK R PLAYIN AT SEND SHIT LIKE THAT TO MY LITTLE SIS AND THEN ME,?? YOUR SICK, GET SOME FUCKIN HELP NIGGA
Alan, only if i can put jelly beans up your bum, x
kerry, your a predator even without ya rasscolt locks ha ha, stay sharpe rude boi u slippin
Ok that was some of the shit i got back, i dont know weather to laugh or cry or go to the old bill n explain if they get any reports of me asking a 13year old for sex it was only a joke.
Im not leaving my house till this is sorted, well worth it tho..:wall:

most of my reply's were obvious stuff like "lol" and most people knew it was a joke but i feel bad about some of them, but i do treat women better now and im gona be dodgin bullets on my estate now. Im such a fool.

ive edited it so its more understandable to the American ear [or eye in this case]
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:o :shock::):lol:

Pretty funny, but fucked up at the same time. I'd stay away from that dude....lol
 
Tenner

Tenner

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Wondering how many people got a night out of this lol I`m in a relationship so it wouldnt really work lol
 
Benassi

Benassi

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Yeah, I didn't score this round. But a few years ago, this game was how I broke the ice to sleeping with my now Ex. :lol:
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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Ya know, if this thread stays open long enough and we get enough people to try it we should make some addendums to the rules. :D
 
Benassi

Benassi

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The Cryptkeeper said:
Ya know, if this thread stays open long enough and we get enough people to try it we should make some addendums to the rules. :D
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Well, it's the best kind of game where everyone at once posts up the replies... then it's just a flurry of hilarity and ridiculousness. However this way might provide laughs for months to come... :)

The rules are simple, you send it to everyone... or you suck. HAhahahahaha
 
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