Lets recall some Bush one-liners before he goes!

bradlyallen2

bradlyallen2

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Seeing that the oratorical ineptitude of G. Dubya has flown under the radar here recently, lets all recall our favorite one-liners by the pres. This should be funny and serve as a powerful reminder of what political incompetence looks like. I'm torn between starting with...

"Let's smoke the out of their holes" or "Evil-doers"
 
medicineman

medicineman

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How about, "Good job Brownie"? OR "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." or "F*ck Saddam. We're taking him out." --to three U.S. senators in March 2002, one year before the Iraq invasion, as quoted by Time magazine
Or "Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
They're endless, the guy is a complete idiot.
 
phreaq

phreaq

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"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."

I have a friend who teaches English in Brazil. She uses Bush's speeches as a lesson for the class, and they have to figure out what he said incorrectly.
 
ViRedd

ViRedd

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Here's my favorite: "Part of what being a leader does is to instill confidence, is to demonstrate what he or she knows what they are talking about and to communicating to people ... this is how we can fix this: When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened..."

Oh wait ... that wasn't a Bushism ... it was Biden. The stock market crashed in 1929 when Hoover was president ... and TV haden't been invented yet. :lol:

How about this one: "I will appear in all 57 states!"

Oh damn, there I go again. Sorry ... that was B. Hussien O'Bama who said that.

Vi
 
bradlyallen2

bradlyallen2

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Hey those are good but not quite as good as:
"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
"Haven't we already given money to rich people? Why are we going to do it again?"
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
Bush, he's a clever one alright.


ViRedd said:
Here's my favorite: "Part of what being a leader does is to instill confidence, is to demonstrate what he or she knows what they are talking about and to communicating to people ... this is how we can fix this: When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened..."

Oh wait ... that wasn't a Bushism ... it was Biden. The stock market crashed in 1929 when Hoover was president ... and TV haden't been invented yet. :lol:

How about this one: "I will appear in all 57 states!"

Oh damn, there I go again. Sorry ... that was B. Hussien O'Bama who said that.

Vi
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Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"You don't get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier." Describing what it's like to be governor of Texas.
(Governing Magazine 7/98)[/FONT]​
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- From Paul Begala's "Is Our Children Learning?"
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I told all four that there are going to be some times where we don't agree with each other, but that's OK. If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator," Bush joked.[/FONT]​
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]-- CNN.com, December 18, 2000[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it, " [Bush] said.[/FONT]​
"Should the Iranian regime-do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that's what I'd ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do." --George W. Bush, talking to reporters in Washington, D.C., July 2, 2008
"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008
 
Killa Man

Killa Man

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"We Have a saying in Texas that goes; Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice..........shame on.........If fooled you can't be fooled again!"
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Human beings and fish can coexist peacefully. ( I think he was drunk and craving fish sticks)






You used my personal favorite.... :o :fire: :clap: :-P :leaf:


Killa Man said:
"We Have a saying in Texas that goes; Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice..........shame on.........If fooled you can't be fooled again!"
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ViRedd

ViRedd

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I don't think we have had a president as inarticulate as Bush since Lyndon Johnson. Is there something in the water down there in Texas? :lol:

Vi
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Too many good docs are gettin our of business....... OBGYN's aren't bein able to practice their LUV for women around America :o

(that's not a word for word quote, but the basic jist of it. It was hard for him to get that OBGYN's thing right)




I always used that as a reason why Bush can't be the anti-christ. The anti-christ is supposed to be an eloquent and powerful speaker and Bush is anything but that.


ViRedd said:
I don't think we have had a president as inarticulate as Bush since Lyndon Johnson. Is there something in the water down there in Texas? :lol:

Vi
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ccodiane

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"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
 
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newatit2010

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At least you didn't hear I would rather be president of china than the US. THE BASTARD IN CHARGE NOW MADE THAT REMARK
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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H2grOw said:
"Most illegal immagrants are foreigners." & "Mission Accomplished"
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Did Dubya actually say that?

I recall that the Carrier Task Force which was returning put that banner up because THEIR mission WAS accomplished.

Libtards latched onto it regardless and Proggie hordes happily parroted it.

Propaganda pure and simple....

And you fell for it. :clap:
 
doc111

doc111

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Johnnyorganic said:
Did Dubya actually say that?

I recall that the Carrier Task Force which was returning put that banner up because THEIR mission WAS accomplished.

Libtards latched onto it regardless and Proggie hordes happily parroted it.

Propaganda pure and simple....

And you fell for it. :clap:
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lol! The stated mission WAS accomplished, was it not?:shock:
 
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redivider

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or did he??

However the speech also said that:
"In the Battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed."[10]When he received an advance copy of the speech, U.S. Defense SecretaryDonald Rumsfeld took care to remove any use of the phrase "Mission Accomplished" in the speech itself. Later, when journalist Bob Woodward asked him about his changes to the speech, Rumsfeld responded: "I was in Baghdad, and I was given a draft of that thing to look at. And I just died, and I said my God, it's too conclusive. And I fixed it and sent it back… they fixed the speech, but not the sign.
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last week a good friend of mine got his orders, he's going back to iraq. that speech was 9 years ago.

MAJOR FAIL.

propaganda my ass....

you know what propaganda is?? 'job killing, socialist, muslim, kenyan...' :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
 
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