Let's talk about your genitals

see4 said:

My erection is bulbous and purple at times. Fact.

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theexpress said:

I herd they call you stump cock in the gym locker room..

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theexpress said:

That you be peeing on your balls and shit

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theexpress said:

Your wife say your Shit looks like a tiny mushroom in a overgrown fur forrest

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see4 said:

So? I'm rather fond of my impressively tiny weenis. It's purple and bulbous. Like a little baby mushroom cap. And that's with a completely shaved bush. Stubble shrubs.

But, my brown eye is probably something you're more interested in knowing about. It's dark chocolate in color and it tastes like a penny. I know you wanna taste, you dirty bastard.

Oh, and I will cut you so very deep. Not to mention I would whoop your ass so bad, your poor mother won't recognize you. Even after she gets my man-goo from out her eyes.

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theexpress said:

I love you. Your my soul mate. I'm gonna put a wig o. You and introduce you to my mom. Your name's Claire ok

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Disruption said:

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see4 said:

Can I be a red head?

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SwarthySchlong said:

This thread title reminds me of that song/video by Jon Lajoie

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Yessica... said:

Is it bad that YOU kinda remind me of this song too? haha

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SwarthySchlong said:

No it's not bad. Jon Lajoie is gangster as fuck

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