Epic Alien Encounter... True story.
5 years ago, I had moved around America and wound up living in the marijuana hate state, Florida. Of course FLA has mad magical mushrooms all over the cow patties, so I wanted to go find some. I was a NOOB shroom hunter at the time, so I just picked a cow field near to my house. I waited 'til night, and then rolled on over the fence and started pounding the ground for some good big 'ol shrooms. I was out in the field for about 20 minutes. The field was ample in size and had trees and a swamp and forest on one side that lead to nowhere. I had my flashlight in hand and was walking in silence and alone during a calm thunderstorm that started to roll on over in the night when suddenly within 20 feet of me my light paused on the body of a grayish color creature that had no clothes on. I saw all of it's body and surprisingly, it was about 4 feet tall. I only looked at it for 1/4 second with the beam before it took off like speedy runner. I watched it run into the side of the cow patch where the swamp and forest was, I heard it's feet splosh down in the murky water as it ran from me... I thought I was going to shit in my lungs and I ran the fuck home out of that cow field so fast.... Needless to say I wasn't tripping and I didn't find any shrooms. Was around Orlando FL