Viva libertad! The man is still free!! And roaming the land of down under like a bum, using library internet!
Good to know you can handle this man. I've been in the same situation, having my old lady throw me under the bus. Not with plants, but still..
Something about me banging a "younger, hotter version of herself, who was barely out of high school and thought I was a god". Yeah, I paid for that one with about 5 grand in legal fees, 6 months of anger management, and 2 years probation..
..and it was totally worth it

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Also, crit- for what its worth, got some court shit of my own coming up here in about a month or two. I hope one day the world will quit viewing weed as this horrible, wretched thing that we all have to hide. I know i don't have to tell you, Mr. Refugee.
Keep that chin up, brother, and when you get to court, just ask the judge, "what do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on the chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on the chin? MY DICK IN YO' MOUTH!". then again, probably shouldn't lead with that one.