So here is what we do.
We get the military and all the telavangelists
and Christian conservatives together.
Send our fleets to the Persian gulf and invade.
We smash all their holy places.
"Convert" or Kill their religious leaders.
Gas or nutron bomb the hard core hold outs.
Burn all the Quarans.
Take their kids from their parents
and instruct them on the finer points of Christianity.
We need to get everyone reading from the same script.
We need a Crusade!
That will fix their little red wagon.
We get the military and all the telavangelists
and Christian conservatives together.
Send our fleets to the Persian gulf and invade.
We smash all their holy places.
"Convert" or Kill their religious leaders.
Gas or nutron bomb the hard core hold outs.
Burn all the Quarans.
Take their kids from their parents
and instruct them on the finer points of Christianity.
We need to get everyone reading from the same script.
We need a Crusade!
That will fix their little red wagon.