well, my minor kludges worked. i had my wife close the GH up with me inside and it is darker than midnight with a new moon and clear skies in there! still some very, very minor cracks and light leaks, but nothing bigger than the skinny side of a dime.
i simply cut the long sides to allow them to overlap the short sides and added a few more cinderblocks to hold everything. for the roof, i just attached some larger sheets of plastic onto my slabs and placed some bricks over the plastic and on top of the seam to minimize the little gaps as best i could.
i'm still gonna tinker to make everything a bit more secure. for example, those long stilts will probably be made into an A-frame of sorts so that it puts pressure on the overlapping plastic all the way down, instead of in just those two spots. and the long walls are gonna get another few inches of lumber above what's already there so that the plastic overlaps by a few more inches, instead of just barely overlapping like it does now.
but that's a job for another day.
as it stands now, it will probably take 9-11 minutes to take off and put on every day, which satisfies my requirement that the cover be removable/replaceable within 10-15 minutes by one person. and i still have $14 in my pocket leftover from my budget, meaning this got done for a whopping total of $386. i estimate that i'll be able to do 2 (possibly 3) cycles of harvests, and estimating a pull of 3-4 pounds per harvest.
project came in under budget, two days past my desired completion time, and satisfies all initial expectations. now to await results.