Little scams you've done

Oh yea, one of my old girlfriends used to get those punch cards that when you get 8 movie punches, you get a free bucket of popcorn and two large drinks. Her and her dad would take a razor blade and cut holes in the exact shape of whatever the movie company's hole-punches looked like. I would always get mad at her for doing that.


Buy 2 movie tickets get X free:

Another thing that you could do when you're going to a movie with more than 2 people is... first 2 people (person #1 and #2) go into theatre, have person #1 take both stubs and leave theater and go to bathroom or something, then, while outside the theatre, give the 3rd person your friend's stub so they can get into the movie for free. Then once they're into the theatre, give both stubs to person #2 and have them go out and give the extra stub to someone else. Rinse & repeat as long as they don't notice.
... works with sports games too, unless it's sold out numbered seating.

Send a letter for free:
To send a letter in the mail for free, put where you want to send the letter on the return address, and don't put any postage (or not enough postage. If there isn't enough postage, I believe they are required to send it back to the return address (if applicable). Ta Da! Not sure if it works across the country anymore though. It works if you're just mailing in-town or across town.

I really wanted a Northface backpack a few years back, but DAMN are they expensive. So I went into our Sports Authority, took the tag off a cheap Jansport and put it on a hella nice Northface. At the checkout, the girl said "Wow, this is on sale? I need to get one." Hhahahaha, laughing all the way to the bank!

I just realized I am a dirty beaner when it comes to shit like this, I could go on forever. So here's another: free gas!

I used to work for the city golf course in my teens. There is always a gas pump there that is old school and just pumps out gas without receipts, cameras, anything. So late at night I will go and pump for free and get a clean getaway.

when i was like 15 me and my friend sold them blue tickets they sell at walmart, we bought 2 rolls and walked door to door selling them saying we were from a school and there was a raffle. some lady called the cops and pointed us out. we ran around the block and hid under a big ass bush but someone else pointed us out. the cop comes over to the bush and is like how bout i fire a couple rounds in their and see if u come out. we were just like fuck were caught. i was the 1st one out,the cop smacked the shit out of me. acording to the cop i came out to fast like i was gonna attack him. i was so pissed, we must of had like 50-60 bucks for like 45 minutes of work..... haha good times
the cop brought like 5 tickets back to people who we sold em to, drove us to our houses. he said he was gonna return the rest but i know he pocketed like 45 bucks

the kid i was with use to sell bud at our school, he bought a box of dutches and used to sell them out his locker when he made a play

another time when i was like maybe ten, me and another friend stole this box of blowup goodyear blimps and sold them door to door

maryjanelover said:

when i was like 15 me and my friend sold them blue tickets they sell at walmart, we bought 2 rolls and walked door to door selling them saying we were from a school and there was a raffle. some lady called the cops and pointed us out. we ran around the block and hid under a big ass bush but someone else pointed us out. the cop comes over to the bush and is like how bout i fire a couple rounds in their and see if u come out. we were just like fuck were caught. i was the 1st one out,the cop smacked the shit out of me. acording to the cop i came out to fast like i was gonna attack him. i was so pissed, we must of had like 50-60 bucks for like 45 minutes of work..... haha good times
the cop brought like 5 tickets back to people who we sold em to, drove us to our houses. he said he was gonna return the rest but i know he pocketed like 45 bucks

the kid i was with use to sell bud at our school, he bought a box of dutches and used to sell them out his locker when he made a play

another time when i was like maybe ten, me and another friend stole this box of blowup goodyear blimps and sold them door to door

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Dude,
You're too stupid to smoke.

Ok, back in college I used to sell pot. Nothing big, i would buy a pound or 2 of brick weed and sell ounces, quaters and eigths. With brick weed, it was so compressed, it always looked like you were not getting what you paid for until you weighed it. I would split up the pound in 2 and place it in a large tuppermaid comtainer. And then add lettace and carrots too and let it sit over night. You could add about 2 ounces to each half pound. And everybody thought it was the greatest weed because it was moist and looked bigger. I stopped doing it after awhile because I just felt too guilty. It was shit weed to begin with and I just made it shitter. I think Karma is comeing back to me on that because the weed i get now (10 years later) is just plain shit any more.