Living in the forest for the next two year's, aboriginal style. Is it unpractical to

OGbctonez

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Ganjaraggamuffin'

I have a monster ten footer along with other 6 footers.
I've used nothing but water from a hose not one nutrient.
and my garden is located in the forest.

Super dense buds strong stems rigged fan leaves. All the goods.
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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Ganjaraggamuffin'

I have a monster ten footer along with other 6 footers.
I've used nothing but water from a hose not one nutrient.
and my garden is located in the forest.

Super dense buds strong stems rigged fan leaves. All the goods.
How long is that freakin hose?
 

Mynamehere

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lol you guys act like its impossible, buncha city boys... livin out in nature aint shit, starting with one plant and somehow turning it into many more, well, thats beyond me. gl to ya sir sounds like fun
 

BakedinBC

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the movies i've seen where people attempt to live in the wild usually end quite badly....... i would suggest stick to outdoor growing and keep yourself under the safety of your roof ;)
as for the hippy story.. the guys above are right. im not sure how he produced more plants from one single plant... unless it was a hermie?
* when picking your grow spot, AVOID pine-needles as mentioned before, Very acidic!
 
Good example: Anyone ever seen Survivorman? This guy is a fucking PRO and still loses all sorts of weight and gets malnourished after just 1 week.
SurvivorMan is half farce. He purposely goes into his situations at least 25 pounds overweight in order for his body to feed, otherwise he would starve and die like any other tourist. Cody and Dave are the real deal.
 
Good example: Anyone ever seen Survivorman? This guy is a fucking PRO and still loses all sorts of weight and gets malnourished after just 1 week.
A little follow-up from my dickish troll comment. I do agree with you Sir, you need to be a fucking PRO to not only do this, but to gain insight as well.
 

Dankenfest

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First, if you're moving to the woods for two years, hear's hoping you're thinking about more than your weed, like, how you're going to eat and shit? Shelter? Go check out the movie "into the wild" you'll see what happens when someone totally unprepared heads for the wilderness.
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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First, if you're moving to the woods for two years, hear's hoping you're thinking about more than your weed, like, how you're going to eat and shit? Shelter? Go check out the movie "into the wild" you'll see what happens when someone totally unprepared heads for the wilderness.
Thats a great idea, oh what I'd give for a link.

Just curious - would your name be McCandless?
And yes, it sounds like a movie, this movie - -
http://www.intothewild.com/
 

huklburryfin

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SurvivorMan is half farce. He purposely goes into his situations at least 25 pounds overweight in order for his body to feed, otherwise he would starve and die like any other tourist. Cody and Dave are the real deal.
cody is a fag hippy and dave is redneck white trash
 

pot grower

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Sounds like a bad idea. Just stay in the safety of your home and grow a plant in the woods or something. This is 2011 man, you don't live in the woods. I guarantee by the second week you will be out of food, out of water, and exhausted and you will want to go home.
 

i.am.what.i.am

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yea mcandless was unprepared (i actually grew up in alaska), but at least he had the balls to do what so many yearn for in their hearts but never do. I say go for it man! and you should document it! if it's something you're really passionate about - research as much as possible, take survival classes, start studyin the local fauna of where you want to live, learn how to trap, etc. If nothing else - and if you don't die - it will be a great learning experience. Stop watching survivor man or whatever else and start getting out there and getting hands on experience. ----- where are you thinking of doin this btw? tropical regions would be best of course....you could practically live off coconuts! :)
 

5150

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Depends on how bad you do not want to be found. And if you have any good help? Unless your Rambo that is.

I knew a guy that stayed in a hardly used hunting cabin for over a year before the owners showed up.

I got another friend that has talked about going to Alaska for years now. Build a cabin and live like a hermit. Is his words that is.
 

doublejj

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Me too!
I had a friend with a remote cabin in Wa state. He haden't been to the cabin for a couple of years & when he did for hunting season, there were squaters living there. They met him with a shotgun. He didn't want a fight so he went to the county sheriff. Sheriff asked if he had any proof it was his? It was Sat. He got a room in town & waited until Mon morning & went to county records office, got proof, & when they went back the squaters had left & torched the cabin.

peace
doublejj
 

THENUMBER1022

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anyone who thinks cody and dave are the real deal, is very mistaken.

They are morons. Dave is a show-off and always fucks something up beyond repair, and Cody just whines like a bitch the whole time, begging Dave not to do whatever he's thinking about doing.

Bear Grills is pretty serious about his shit but I am pretty confident in surviving a tropical deserted island... Not much of a jungle guy myself!
 
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