Singlemalt
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Well, they are effective. I've caught a cop, 3 UPS guys, a neighbor, 5 deer and a horse
local LEO walking around my yard
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Olive Drab Green
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Your wall must be well-decorated.
Singlemalt
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The cop was too pudgy, the neighbor too old and one of the UPS dudes was below size limit
Olive Drab Green
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Plan B: M18A1 Claymore. Just in case you want to be more than reasonably sure that nothing is standing, lying, or existing in your yard. Have a camera set up in case of backblast.
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getawaymountain
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Build one of these in your yard:
I got bear traps with sharpened jaws all around the woods around all my gardens ill know exackly who is fucking around my plants it be the stubby one lol..
tangerinegreen555
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Watch where you walk at night all stoned and shit...
Olive Drab Green
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Dude, Claymores are $113 US per unit. That's pretty cheap. Probably more expensive on the black market.
BarnBuster
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was there a helicopter involved? we love helicopter stories
Olive Drab Green
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I keep seeing them overhead, where ever I go. UH-60 Blackhawks and CH-47 Chinooks, usually.
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Phatlewtz
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When my father was in Vietnam apparently Claymores had a sticker instead of the raised lettering...he said the VC figured out they could slowly crawl up on them and put the sticker on the wrong side...hence the raised lettering i guess..."oh this path is fine, the stickers are right there, says the 1st LT. on day 1 of patrol"
Singlemalt
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You'd be amazed at the # of people who don't know where "front" is
Olive Drab Green
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Mother fucking officers.. Don't get me started. I only got hit because our dumbass PL had us in a staggered column formation in a wide open field. We kept saying "Hey, sir.. Wedge, how 'bout it..?"
whitebb2727
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Lol.
Why in the hell did you call the police station?
There is no situation that calling the cops will make better.
Do what your gut tells you. Mine has never lied to me.
A couple of months back half the sheriffs department was within a couple hundred feet of my grow exhaust.
Yea, I was a little noid about it but I still walked outside and asked them if they could park somewhere else, I didn't want my driveway blocked.
Why in the hell did you call the police station?
There is no situation that calling the cops will make better.
Do what your gut tells you. Mine has never lied to me.
A couple of months back half the sheriffs department was within a couple hundred feet of my grow exhaust.
Yea, I was a little noid about it but I still walked outside and asked them if they could park somewhere else, I didn't want my driveway blocked.
Do you shit on them yourself or out source?
Singlemalt
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A mix, mine and Sal's, and Angie's back a few years ago
All that Sicilian food and those OMG peppers, vc had nuttin' on you.
RM3
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Had swat roll up on my house a few weeks ago, goon dressed cops standin in my yard with machine guns. They knocked on the front door and I answered in my boxers, cop on the porch says step out, I did they asked if so and so was here? I said no one here by that name. They asked the house number, this is xxx north xxx and I said this is xxx south they said, oh, sorry to have bothered you and left
Singlemalt
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In those days, I ate native. Don't want 'em to smell ya before the dance
I meant now when you did not have to abide by religious dietary strictures.In those days, I ate native. Don't want 'em to smell ya before the dance
