lost my stealth cloak in a barbers chair

tinyTURTLE

tinyTURTLE

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A couple weeks ago I went to get a haircut and of course i smoked before i went. The place i go is not a hair salon, it's a men's barber shop. The barbers are all over 60 years old and they use hot lather with a straight razor to clean the neck and tighten up the side burns... but I digress. Well into the haircut I burp and instantly realize it's a smoke burp. Oh shit. I immediately inhaled as much air as i could, then i let it out in little bits, not exhaling all the way before I would inhale all the way. I think most of it stayed in my lungs but i almost just blew out a giant cloud of burp smoke. At best that would have been embarrassing. i know it's a boring story, sorry.:wall:
 
rzza

rzza

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man i smoke a TON of weed and i smoke cigs and i burp ALOT.....but never had a smoke burp =/
 
grizlbr

grizlbr

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Similar to how coaches would check players for smoking in the 70s. Inhale deep hold it 30 seconds and exhale fully! He smells smoke you run laps to stay on the team.
 
jhopkins34

jhopkins34

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I've definitely had a smoke burp before, use to happen almost every time. I guess sometimes you don't exhale it all and eventually just burp it up
 
rzza

rzza

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So the smoke just stays in your lungs for days? I must be missing something.
 
Nusky

Nusky

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I get it smoking weed from a bong but I don't get it smoking JWH blends in a bong, weird eh?
 
heathaa

heathaa

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i get pot burps all the time. you actually swallow smoke and it goes to your stomach. quite a few minutes later you will burp up a cloud of smoke. just means your high and you smoke like a champ....adios turd nuggets.....
 
K

Kodank Moment

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heathaa said:
i get pot burps all the time. you actually swallow smoke and it goes to your stomach. quite a few minutes later you will burp up a cloud of smoke. just means your high and you smoke like a champ....adios turd nuggets.....
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Having to hide part of your hits in your stomach doesn't make you a champ. I take all my smoke into my lungs because I know how to breathe in properly and not swallow while I am inhaling. I'm the champ. Turd Nugget.
 
heathaa

heathaa

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Kodank Moment said:
Having to hide part of your hits in your stomach doesn't make you a champ. I take all my smoke into my lungs because I know how to breathe in properly and not swallow while I am inhaling. I'm the champ. Turd Nugget.
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actually you consume the smoke into your stomach through an involuntary action of your esophagus and larnyx. you cant control it. its from taking too big of a hit and you blow out and as you go to breathe in and your larnyx flips over it will actually allow smoke to pass to your stomach
 
olylifter420

olylifter420

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in yo face KM turd nugget... we are the champs!!! I enjoy taken some deep ass hits, when your lungs cant anymore, pass it down to the stomach, it will also be absorbed through linings of the stomach




heathaa said:
actually you consume the smoke into your stomach through an involuntary action of your esophagus and larnyx. you cant control it. its from taking too big of a hit and you blow out and as you go to breathe in and your larnyx flips over it will actually allow smoke to pass to your stomach
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