Boy, talk about 'the one that got away.' As a photographer and just an all-around horny guy, my special busty obsession over the years has been none other than the astounding, incomparable Erica Rose Campbell.
Now I know there are other natural wonders out there, but Erica has always occupied a special place in my heart. Sure, plenty of models have big tits, but Erica has this playful, fun-lovingness about her look that no one else has. And features-wise, she has one of the flat-out prettiest faces in the erotic modeling world (had).
And her girls aren't just big, they're perfectly shaped and quite perky.
I mean, just look at this girl. I know I have. A LOT.
But why is she 'the one that got away?'
A few years back, she found 'God.' Gag. I know.
What Erica doesn't know is that I also had a religious experience... one with her body.
So I'm sending this message out to Erica Campbell!
ERICA! I WOULD CUT OFF MY RIGHT PINKY TOE TO SHOOT YOU!
I'M WAITING FOR THE DAY YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES!
I KNOW IT'S THAT FUCKING GUY YOU MARRIED PUTTING ALL THESE THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD! HOW CAN ANY MAN THAT CLAIMS TO LOVE YOU MAKE YOU FEEL SO BAD ABOUT THE LIFE YOU'VE LIVED? HOW CAN SOME ANCIENT, REVISED TEXT WRITTEN BY HUMAN BEINGS (NOT ANGELS) HAVE ANY BEARING ON WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH YOUR LIFE?
ANSWER? IT DOESN'T! THE BIBLE HAS NO MORE BEARING ON OUR LIVES THAN THE STORIES OF THOR AND LOKI AND ODIN! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! THERE IS NOTHING 'SINFUL' ABOUT POSING NUDE! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT YOU DID!
JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, ERICA. WHOEVER PUT ALL THOSE 'JESUS' THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD IS ALL, ALL WRONG!
I HAVE A BETTER ANSWER! AND IT'S THE REAL ANSWER! AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JESUS!
THERE IS NO 'GOD' AS THESE CHRISTIANS HAVE MADE UP FOR THEMSELVES! IT'S NOT TRUE, ERICA! NONE OF IT! COME BACK TO US! WE MISS YOU SO MUCH! DON'T WE, GUYS?
Somehow... by hook or by crook, I will shoot Erica Campbell. I mean, how long can that 'God' kick possibly last? How long before Erica realizes that getting a 'real job' in the 'real world' fucking sucks compared to modeling?
ERICA! COME BACK!
edit:
I find it quite odd that the Official Erica Campbell site is still up and running. So either someone else is cashing in on her image, or the whole thing is bullshit. Weird. Why would her softcore solo site still be up? Anyway, she's already 30 now, so oh well...
Hey, Erica. You can't go 'born-again' and keep your site up for financial assistance. It doesn't work that way. God knows you haven't taken down your site and are still collecting income from it. God knows all. Lol.
And if someone (other than you), heaven forbid, is making money off your name and images against your wishes, then I truly feel badly for you.
Hey, you gotta figure it's one or the other. You can get fucked pretty badly legally if you're not careful. I really hope that's not the situation with her.