LP Universal uniform for order takers.

The Hippy

Well-Known Member

Dec 18, 2015

• #1

If you work for an LP, this is the required uniform if your on the phone taking orders for super over priced SCHWAGG ....rumor is you pay for your own suit.....This is how to answer the phone there.

 

Last edited: Dec 18, 2015

herb-life

Active Member

Dec 19, 2015

• #2

For best LP results, while blind ordering on the phone please lube your anus liberally.
Then wait for your meds bent over for a week.
When the plastic jar of irradiated meds arrives insert for maximum effect.
Enjoy.

 

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gb123

Well-Known Member

Dec 19, 2015

• #3

good attitude.

 

The Hippy

Well-Known Member

Dec 19, 2015

• #4

LP meds make the goats ass burn red hot. We think it's the irradiated pesticide laden clumped bug poop dropping they sell with it.

 

CalyxCrusher

Well-Known Member

Dec 20, 2015

• #5

I think it does more than that. this is what your goat looked like last I saw him:

He's mutated due to irradiation

 

spider9

Well-Known Member

Dec 20, 2015

• #6

that is the hippies and the goats illegitimate love child

 

CalyxCrusher

Well-Known Member

Dec 20, 2015

• #7

Winter is isolated, long and lonely on the farm........................