Down in florida I was ridin around on my bike and saw a tortise, I was high as shit so i decided to blaze the little guy up too. Took a few big rips and blew it in his shell, pretty sure he enjoyed it
just a week ago i had bought a half o and 5 X pills. it was about 11 at night and i was walking back home. so im walkin and smokin a cig and all of a sudden a non marked police car drives by me and those guys mean business!!!
so i was like shit i need to get over to the next street before he comes back asking questions...but soon as i start doing that i look behind me and see another unmarked police car. so now i was like yea im goin to jail so i popped 3 of my x pills that way i wouldnt be sober in jail. so next thins i know the other one comes back and they surround me and jump out with there guns drawn and yelling to put my hand on my head and get on my knees.. i was like WTF DID I DO SON. so they slap some cuffs on me and start questioning me bout what i was doin out this late and i was like dude im 20 years old i was at a friends house and i was walking back home. so remember i have a half ounce on my inside pocket and 2 more x pills. so they pat me down but luckly they didnt find the weed or pills. i for sure thought i was a gonner! o yea their reason was that there was a call about a guy in the neighboor hood that had a gun and i fit the description. WTF!!! cops around here are fucked up. i got a gun pointed at my head because i fit the description.....fuck the police!!!! but anyway they let me go home and by the time i had got home i was rollin hard as hell...HAHAHA
once i was smokiug for several hours with some friends well we were rolling to parties got to one and there was no parking so my friends got out and i went to park half a block away found a spot parked walked into party not even 2 minutes later a swarm of cops came from like every direction there were on a conner of like 4 streets so we all leave go to the car to find i was so fucking high i didnt really park car was in the middle of the street since the side walke endded if cops came thorugh that street i for sure would have been going to jail for the night dumb luck but i drove away still high as shit