closed4fishing
Well-Known Member
Hi gang!
It's time for another medical marijuana report from closed4fishing.
This will be the first time I've ever posted a smoke report on something I've received from a dispensary. To be honest, nothing has ever compared with what I grow myself. This Malawi however, has changed my whole perception on what a good high should be like!
Strain: Malawi - 100% Sativa landrace strain
Breeder: Unknown
Grower: Unknown
Dispensary: Puget Sound Health Alternatives
Price: $16/gram - $440/oz (holy shit batman!!!)
Grow Info:
All I can tell you is that it was grown organically according to the bud tender, who by the way was very knowledgeable even about growing.
Cure at time of smoke test:
Unknown
Bag Appeal:
A
Smell:
I don't even know how to describe it or where to start. It's almost like there are two separate smells coming from the bud. Like one bud was two buds that each had a different smell. Both odors come through very heavy. One is reminiscent of a sweeter skunk smell, the other is almost light pepperty skunky guava grapefruit. Please don't rely on my description here. I honestly don't have a clue how to describe these smells!
Taste:
Mmmmmmm. Smooth, a little chronic/skunky, peppery yet tropical, floral yet fruity. Who the hell can describe this???
It is so mild and sweet!
Effect:
I thought that I'd had a true 100% landrace sativa before, and maybe I have but this is a whole different game. I've been smoking on the Kosher Kush, Kandy Kush, Sour Diesel, Blue Dream, Trainwreck and Headband lately and my tolerance is fairly high, especially for someone who works full time. The first hit of the Malawi that I took, I didn't think to much about it. It tasted awesome and I noticed that, but then I took a second hit. Five minutes later all the colors became more vibrant, I felt a burst of warmth through my body and a general euphoria or well being. Thinking "This is awesome!" I proceeded to finish off the bowl. I guess I took about 5 hits total in 15 minutes. The effects were super energetic, euphoric and simply the best damn high I've had if not ever, then in a damn long time!! Since the 80s! There was zero burnout and I noticed a good deal of pain relief but with no heaviness of the body. And believe it or not, the high lasted a good 2.5 - 4hrs. Absolutely zero tiredness! They said people smoke this instead of drink coffee for breakfast in Malawi. Don't know if that is true but from the effects I would believe it!!!
Possible Medical Uses
back/neck pain (any dose)
appetite (any dose)
Stress relief in small quantities (any dose)
Final Thoughts:
This was hands down the best Sativa I've had since the 80s. It may even be better than those! I wrote this report because if you are a Sativa lover, you owe it to yourself to try the Malawi grown organically. I will do whatever I can over the next few months to try and beg for a clone of this stuff. I consider it my holy grail Sativa and I've been on the search for years and years. The problem right now is that they don't give any discount for ounces. So you will pay $440/oz plus tax for this stuff!! It does take 130+ days to flower, so it's twice the electricity and nutes but dang! I gotta find a clone
Questions? Just ask and I'll do my best to answer.
Hope you enjoyed my report. If you could spare a little +rep for a brotha, I'd certainly appreciate it.
It's time for another medical marijuana report from closed4fishing.
This will be the first time I've ever posted a smoke report on something I've received from a dispensary. To be honest, nothing has ever compared with what I grow myself. This Malawi however, has changed my whole perception on what a good high should be like!
Strain: Malawi - 100% Sativa landrace strain
Breeder: Unknown
Grower: Unknown
Dispensary: Puget Sound Health Alternatives
Price: $16/gram - $440/oz (holy shit batman!!!)
Grow Info:
All I can tell you is that it was grown organically according to the bud tender, who by the way was very knowledgeable even about growing.
Cure at time of smoke test:
Unknown
Bag Appeal:
A
Smell:
I don't even know how to describe it or where to start. It's almost like there are two separate smells coming from the bud. Like one bud was two buds that each had a different smell. Both odors come through very heavy. One is reminiscent of a sweeter skunk smell, the other is almost light pepperty skunky guava grapefruit. Please don't rely on my description here. I honestly don't have a clue how to describe these smells!
Taste:
Mmmmmmm. Smooth, a little chronic/skunky, peppery yet tropical, floral yet fruity. Who the hell can describe this???
It is so mild and sweet!
Effect:
I thought that I'd had a true 100% landrace sativa before, and maybe I have but this is a whole different game. I've been smoking on the Kosher Kush, Kandy Kush, Sour Diesel, Blue Dream, Trainwreck and Headband lately and my tolerance is fairly high, especially for someone who works full time. The first hit of the Malawi that I took, I didn't think to much about it. It tasted awesome and I noticed that, but then I took a second hit. Five minutes later all the colors became more vibrant, I felt a burst of warmth through my body and a general euphoria or well being. Thinking "This is awesome!" I proceeded to finish off the bowl. I guess I took about 5 hits total in 15 minutes. The effects were super energetic, euphoric and simply the best damn high I've had if not ever, then in a damn long time!! Since the 80s! There was zero burnout and I noticed a good deal of pain relief but with no heaviness of the body. And believe it or not, the high lasted a good 2.5 - 4hrs. Absolutely zero tiredness! They said people smoke this instead of drink coffee for breakfast in Malawi. Don't know if that is true but from the effects I would believe it!!!
Possible Medical Uses
back/neck pain (any dose)
appetite (any dose)
Stress relief in small quantities (any dose)
Final Thoughts:
This was hands down the best Sativa I've had since the 80s. It may even be better than those! I wrote this report because if you are a Sativa lover, you owe it to yourself to try the Malawi grown organically. I will do whatever I can over the next few months to try and beg for a clone of this stuff. I consider it my holy grail Sativa and I've been on the search for years and years. The problem right now is that they don't give any discount for ounces. So you will pay $440/oz plus tax for this stuff!! It does take 130+ days to flower, so it's twice the electricity and nutes but dang! I gotta find a clone
Questions? Just ask and I'll do my best to answer.
Hope you enjoyed my report. If you could spare a little +rep for a brotha, I'd certainly appreciate it.
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