Malpropisms: What Have You Heard ..or Said?

JohnGlennsGarden

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May 12, 2020

• #41

I built the kids a backyard balance bean.

 

Just Be

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May 12, 2020

• #42

JohnGlennsGarden said:

I built the kids a backyard balance bean.

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Did you use a bald peen hammer?

 

Just Be

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May 18, 2020

• #43

I enjoy spanning time in a photo booth with Christina Ricci

 

Just Be

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May 22, 2020

• #44

Psoriasis of the liver

 

Harvest76

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May 23, 2020

• #45

I went to college with a kid who pronounced library as "lie berry"... did I mention we were at college?

 

Harvest76

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May 23, 2020

• #46

Just Be said:

Psoriasis of the liver

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That must itch terribly.

 

Hobbes

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May 23, 2020

• #47

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Ricky from Trailer Park Boys made a career of malpropisms:

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Just Be

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May 25, 2020

• #48

On this Memorial Day, I'd like to thank you for your cervix.

 

Harvest76

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May 25, 2020

• #49

Just Be said:

On this Memorial Day, I'd like to thank you for your cervix.

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Lulz

 

macsnax

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May 25, 2020

• #50

Hold me closer Tony Danza

 

Just Be

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Jun 9, 2020

• #51

Congraduations!

 

Unclebaldrick

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Jun 10, 2020

• #52

Old-timer's disease.

Grandmaw seizures.

Jesus, figure it out. It isn't rock science.

 

Unclebaldrick

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Jun 10, 2020

• #53

Just Be said:

Congraduations!

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I worked for a guy who actually used that in a power point. I was deeply embarrassed.

I implored him to run this shit by me before embarrassing our whole company. He did not.

We parted ways soon after.

 

Unclebaldrick

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Jun 10, 2020

• #54

Harvest76 said:

I went to college with a kid who pronounced library as "lie berry"... did I mention we were at college?

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I seen that too.

 

Just Be

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Jul 22, 2020

• #55

Cognitive dissidents. I believe I may have said it once or twice myself.

 

Just Be

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Aug 21, 2020

• #56

Confinscate
Button down the hatches

 

Just Be

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Dec 8, 2020

• #57

Self-defecating humor

 

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Smokesteve

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Dec 9, 2020

• #58

Let's touch face in the morning.

 

Ozumoz66

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Dec 9, 2020

• #59

According to his mother, my step son, as a youngster said f*cky fried chicken.

 

Leeski

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Dec 9, 2020

• #60

Pacific specific
Still don’t know the difference I have some crazy autistic artistic Tendencies If you say the suns bright I would think your daughters dull