Marijuana Jokes. Yay.

Tokesalot

Tokesalot

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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.


To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! with thousands of different bongs and pieces, The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.


The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man.


He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a lighter?"
 
D port Growth

D port Growth

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im not racist but this is a good one

what do u call a stoned mexican?...................................................................................... a baked bean LOL
 
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kronicsmurf

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Rofl yeah that some funny shit but sad too locked in a room full of weed and no lighter Hell no i'd be rubbing to pot stalks together and burning down. ah and the baked bean thats funny too and i'm not racist either.
 
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Goosfrabaa

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I need some help. im on my first grow and this site has been tons of help, but i have one problem...I dont know how to post my own post lol. that why im piggybacking on this guys to get the answer. PLEASE TELL ME
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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Hmm.. ok, so, you go to the main directory page, right? It gives you a list of all the different forum. Click one.
Once you get in there, look for a button or anything that you can mouse over that says "New Post". That should do ya. Unless you need screen shots, that would take me a few minutes.
Does that help?
 
Yeah

Yeah

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Goosfrabaa said:
I need some help. im on my first grow and this site has been tons of help, but i have one problem...I dont know how to post my own post lol. that why im piggybacking on this guys to get the answer. PLEASE TELL ME
Click to expand...
It says "New Thread" in the left hand corner at the top. The button is right above the text that says "Threads in Forum".


edit: good luck
 
ALX420

ALX420

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little miss muffet sat on her tuffet smoking her pot in the dark.
along came a spider and sat down beside 'er,
and said "YOU'RE BUSTED BITCH IM A NARC!"
 
ALX420

ALX420

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there are rocks that are cubed
there are rocks that are round
there are rocks that are huge, you can buy 'em by the pound.
you can smoke em, you can snort em, you can cook 'em and export em!
DONT DO DRUGS!!!
 
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