Fogdog
Well-Known Member
I'm an expert at identifying histrionics. I've been known to identify a histrionic from one second of recorded sound of a the histrionics of a bird of paradise. I even knew that the histrionics were due to a blocked cloaca during an attempt at mating and the male just started going all histrionical when the hen unblocked her cloaca on his penis and she lost interest. I even knew the island: It was Hispaniola.I have so many histrionics. I have the best histrionics.
That's how good I am at histrionics. You could say I'm a historical Hispaniola histrionic historiographer.