Update: I got a crock pot, a jar of coconut oil and ordered suppository molds online. Now my first batch of cannabis-coconut oil suppositories are cooling off in the fridge, made by heating leftover trim in the oil and then straining out the solids.
I know, you're thinking "Suppositories, ew!" but they are supposed to be for medical uses and nothing is more "medical" and less "party oriented" than suppositories, I believe. The only "cool" suppositories I've ever heard of are the belladonna and opium suppositories that hospitals give to patients who are almost dead and in really horrible pain. Well, that and the famous suppository in "Trainspotting" that ends up accidentally ... OK, I won't spoil it for any loser who hasn't already seen that movie.
My mom's bf is a really nice guy and he just got diagnosed with kidney cancer. I just read that story about a hospital in Iowa that called Five-O on the stage four pancreatic cancer patient who was suspected of having cannabis in his room, possibly because some nurse smelled something suspicious. So I don't want Ron to have to put up with that shit, and I know someone could smuggle a suppository in for him to use if he had to, and no one would be the wiser. Matter of fact, I was hospitalized for a month about a year ago and I got my wife to do that for me. So I know it can be done.
The suppositories usually kick in really fast and make me groggy as hell. Good for insomnia.
The leftover extract, if any, I can use for ointment to stop pain. It would probably taste nasty as hell because I did not wash any of the chlorophyll out, so it's not likely to get made into edibles. But you can easily get rid of a lot of green pigment by just putting the trim in the filter basket of an old-fashioned coffee maker and letting the machine drip hot water through it. Throw out the "green coffee" and run about two or three pots of water through the trim or leaves.