Melania revives the art of Penthouse

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #1

Oh yeah, put some more vaseline on the lens. Grab your airbrush. Melania's official White House portrait will bring back Nagle and Penthouse single-handedly.

The descent continues.

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #2

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #3

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #4

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #5

I guess this would be a good time to get the band together again. Glad I saved the jumpsuit.

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #6

Wait, where did @DavidKratos92 go?

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #7

 

Unclebaldrick

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #8

 

HAF2

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #9

Look how long her fingers are. No wonder she's not allowed in public next to trump, he's insane with jealousy.

 

dandyrandy

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #10

Slut

 

tangerinegreen555

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #11

HAF2 said:

Look how long her fingers are. No wonder she's not allowed in public next to trump, he's insane with jealousy.

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Trophy wives aren't partners.

 

HAF2

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #12

tangerinegreen555 said:

Trophy wives aren't partners.

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None of trumps wives have been partners. I saw him in an interview from years ago talking about how irate he would be if his wife didn't have dinner ready and on the table by the time he got home from work. What. A. Fucking. Ass-clown.

 

tangerinegreen555

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #13

Unclebaldrick said:

Wait, where did @DavidKratos92 go?

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That's not him?

 

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gonnagro

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #14

U guys r fucking morons. It's actually a good picture. You all just wish you could sleep with a woman as beautiful as she is.

 

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fdd2blk

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #15

Looks like we got a lot of fancy boys here. Too busy giving each hand jobs to even find attraction in a woman.

 

doublejj

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #16

gonnagro said:

U guys r fucking morons. It's actually a good picture. You all just wish you could sleep with a woman as beautiful as she is.

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$200.....

 

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fdd2blk

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #17

Nothing as fun as degrading women.

 

UncleBuck

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #18

gonnagro said:

U guys r fucking morons. It's actually a good picture. You all just wish you could sleep with a woman as beautiful as she is.

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she's not a woman, she is a transexual male. plastic surgery does amazing shit.

 

UncleBuck

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #19

fdd2blk said:

Nothing as fun as degrading women.

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except melania is not a woman. she was born with a penis.

 

tangerinegreen555

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• Apr 4, 2017

• #20

gonnagro said:

U guys r fucking morons. It's actually a good picture. You all just wish you could sleep with a woman as beautiful as she is.

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Don't have the $200 to waste.