Melania revives the art of Penthouse

Unclebaldrick · Apr 4, 2017

Oh yeah, put some more vaseline on the lens. Grab your airbrush. Melania's official White House portrait will bring back Nagle and Penthouse single-handedly.

The descent continues.

Unclebaldrick · Apr 4, 2017

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Unclebaldrick · Apr 4, 2017

I guess this would be a good time to get the band together again. Glad I saved the jumpsuit.

Unclebaldrick · Apr 4, 2017

Wait, where did @DavidKratos92 go?

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HAF2 · Apr 4, 2017

Look how long her fingers are. No wonder she's not allowed in public next to trump, he's insane with jealousy.

dandyrandy · Apr 4, 2017

tangerinegreen555 · Apr 4, 2017

HAF2 said:
Look how long her fingers are. No wonder she's not allowed in public next to trump, he's insane with jealousy.

Trophy wives aren't partners.

HAF2 · Apr 4, 2017

tangerinegreen555 said:
Trophy wives aren't partners.

None of trumps wives have been partners. I saw him in an interview from years ago talking about how irate he would be if his wife didn't have dinner ready and on the table by the time he got home from work. What. A. Fucking. Ass-clown.

tangerinegreen555 · Apr 4, 2017

Unclebaldrick said:
Wait, where did @DavidKratos92 go?

That's not him?

gonnagro · Apr 4, 2017

U guys r fucking morons. It's actually a good picture. You all just wish you could sleep with a woman as beautiful as she is.

fdd2blk · Apr 4, 2017

Looks like we got a lot of fancy boys here. Too busy giving each hand jobs to even find attraction in a woman.

doublejj · Apr 4, 2017

gonnagro said:
U guys r fucking morons. It's actually a good picture. You all just wish you could sleep with a woman as beautiful as she is.

$200.....

fdd2blk · Apr 4, 2017

Nothing as fun as degrading women.

UncleBuck · Apr 4, 2017

gonnagro said:
U guys r fucking morons. It's actually a good picture. You all just wish you could sleep with a woman as beautiful as she is.

she's not a woman, she is a transexual male. plastic surgery does amazing shit.

UncleBuck · Apr 4, 2017

fdd2blk said:
Nothing as fun as degrading women.

except melania is not a woman. she was born with a penis.

tangerinegreen555 · Apr 4, 2017

gonnagro said:
U guys r fucking morons. It's actually a good picture. You all just wish you could sleep with a woman as beautiful as she is.

Don't have the $200 to waste.

Melania revives the art of Penthouse

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