Melania revives the art of Penthouse
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UncleBuck
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why are there literally zero pictures of melania pregnant? why is there no birth certificate?
it's because melania actually is a man who underwent extensive plastic surgery. trump can't detect the shallow, surgically-created, vaginal canal because he has a tiny and impotent dick.
melania is also secretly a mulim.
dumb fuck.
Unclebaldrick
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And he still beat Hillary. Hillary must really blow chow to lose to someone like Trump. Is there anyone out there she could have beaten? Maybe carrot Top, if he were to run. Highly doubtful though.
UncleBuck
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does your wife even respect you anymore?
PCXV
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It's all coming together now. Melania underwent a sex change in order to infiltrate Russia's pick for President! Melania is a Russian agent! They programmed him to know exactly what Trump would want, performed surgery to make him a her that is Trump's type, and banked on Trump's history of infidelity.
tangerinegreen555
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Do you still wear lipstick?
UncleBuck
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your wife wouldn't mind someone taking you off of her hands.
tangerinegreen555
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No, it was just a question.
You're interested in me for a reason. Don't be shy. I won't bite, very hard.
ttystikk
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$1000 a night, while lying down on the job. Not a bad gig if you can swallow the work...$200.....
tangerinegreen555
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Bipolar troll case study
tangerinegreen555
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Short career though. And it has to fuck with your head, no pun intended.
tangerinegreen555
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Whatever you have to tell yourself to get through it. I'll go easy on ya.
too ugly, sorry
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