Melania Trump -vs- Stormy Daniels

With this one you are not married nor in any commitments. If female feel free play as well.
One night no questions ask and nothing barred. You can also go preview work that these two have already put out to help make a decision.
I myself went with Stormy. More bubbly, liberal and seems more willing to make breakfast after the bashing. Melania seems rather conservative, stiff with a cold vagina and would not even know how to make a boiled egg. Her eye contact would be a fucking stare down with no blinking...in which she would win. I would be in the bed with her naked and afraid.

Sniffing all that dirty laundry at your local laundromat is starting to effect you.

Excessive_Toker said:

Sniffing all that dirty laundry, at your local laundromat, is starting to effect you.

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Poor Dear
You want my attention.

Hmmmmmm.
Why no votes for Melania ??
Trump has not been in her for awhile I'm sure

londonfog said:

Hmmmmmm.
Why no votes for Melania ??
Trump has not been in her for awhile I'm sure

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She looks like a lot of fun.

I chose Melania. I figure they've both been contaminated by Trump's stump and Melania would just want to get it over quick, so I could leave sooner. Stormy's a pro and that could take all day considering they have to set up the cameras and lighting...

abalonehx said:

I chose Melania. I figure they've both been contaminated by Trump's stump and Melania would just want to get it over quick, so I could leave sooner. Stormy's a pro and that could take all day considering they have to set up the cameras and lighting...

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All understandable, but Melania produced a seed by Trump. She is by far more contaminated with the orange juice.

Unclebaldrick said:

She looks like a lot of fun.

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@schuylaar any opinions on this one. Need a woman's point of view. Get in touch with your lesbian side and let us know.

5 star thread. Would wear as a henna tattoo all day at a trendy beach resort type of island that is overcrowded with Koreans, only to have it rub off on the sheets, for which I would be charged $25 in the local currency. I would then display my henna stained sheet souvenir as political art.

londonfog said:

All understandable, but Melania produced a seed by Trump. She is by far more contaminated with the orange juice.

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Good point. Should have included the soon divorced wife of Donald Jr. though. Not bad at all.

abalonehx said:

Good point. Should have included the soon divorced wife of Donald Jr. though. Not bad at all.

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Odds are she has done The Donald too.

All three in one wild night........

I'll let you know the winner if I survive.

Fuck no, that is a basic bitch with good hair.

ANC said:

Fuck no, that is a basic bitch with good hair.

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I do give Jrs (soon to be ex) props for getting the fuck out the Trump family.

Get while the getting is good!

Definitely Melania. Easy pick, hot slovenian brunette vs blond american bimbo.

londonfog said:

Melania seems rather conservative, stiff with a cold vagina and would not even know how to make a boiled egg. Her eye contact would be a fucking stare down with no blinking...in which she would win. I would be in the bed with her naked and afraid.

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https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/demonize “Portray as wicked and threatening.”

As dumb as trump is, surely he grabbed her by the pussy to check the merchandise and would never buy a cold vagina. She is clearly a rider.

What perverted things are you planning with that boiled egg

Sativied said:

Definitely Melania. Easy pick, hot slovenian brunette vs blond american bimbo.

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"clearly a rider"??

A narcissist doesn't care if she's faking it or not. All Trump would need from his women is they lube up and practice by eating a banana without chewing. If you look at the warmth of their relationship, it's obvious there isn't anything there. Daniels is an independent and enterprising woman who is fully capable of making her way on her own. Melania is holed up in Trump Towers with her own locks on the door to keep Trump out yet she's fully dependent on him.

For a one night stand, I'd take Daniels because she's much better practiced at anything that Melania could bring. No doubt she'd be a better person to party with. Melania is just a love doll that can smile and move her hips when asked to.

My real answer is none of the above but in the unlikely event a gun were put to my head, Daniels, all the way. Those parts you worry about are washable and don't wear out.

LOL at that airbrushed composed picture to represent Melania's beauty.