Melania Trump -vs- Stormy Daniels
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Blonde bimbos are rarely natural blondes. Stormy has no upperlip and her eyebrows are almost gone.
So when you can have a night with Stormy you would want to cuddle her and give you entrpeneur classes while she puts a boiled egg up your behind?
No amount of photoshopping or airbushing is going to make Stormy any less unattractive.
And yes, definitely a rider. Can’t you tell?
Cause porn equals good sex aye?
Oh that is a little unfair isn’t, can’t expect her to show warmth towards Trump. “It does not follow” she would be bad in bed with me. She’d be like “wow it’s so big!”... referring to just my thumb.
Nah, you got that backwards, Stormy is obviously the fuck doll, a professional. You’d have to go anal just to feel any resistance. Trump’s tiny hands means tiny dick, so that’s not going to be an issue with Melania.
So when you can have a night with Stormy you would want to cuddle her and give you entrpeneur classes while she puts a boiled egg up your behind?
No amount of photoshopping or airbushing is going to make Stormy any less unattractive.
And yes, definitely a rider. Can’t you tell?
But Stormy the pornstar does aye?
Cause porn equals good sex aye? 
Once you've gone Trump, well ya just can't beat his hump!
Fogdog
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Oh, I'm not claiming I'd be the best option for either. It was your claim that "golden showers" Trump is the discriminating loverBlonde bimbos are rarely natural blondes. Stormy has no upperlip and her eyebrows are almost gone.
Oh that is a little unfair isn’t, can’t expect her to show warmth towards Trump. “It does not follow” she would be bad in bed with me. She’d be like “wow it’s so big!”... referring to just my thumb.
Nah, you got that backwards, Stormy is obviously the fuck doll, a professional. You’d have to go anal just to feel any resistance. Trump’s tiny hands means tiny dick, so that’s not going to be an issue with Melania.
So when you can have a night with Stormy you would want to cuddle her and give you entrpeneur classes while she puts a boiled egg up your behind?
No amount of photoshopping or airbushing is going to make Stormy any less attractive.
And yes, definitely a rider. Can’t you tell?
But Stormy the pornstar does aye?
.Each to their own, I'll take the practiced entertainer over the airbrushed plastic doll.
As far as the hardboiled egg thing. I don't care what she's done in the past, it seems to bother you. If you get hung up on who's been there before, the older you get fewer options you'll have. In an old Anthony Quinn movie where he plays a nomadic eskimo hunter who offers his wife to a stranger that he rescued from the cold (turns out to be a priest). He objects when the man refuses and asks him what's wrong? "If you borrow my sled dogs, they come back tired. If you borrow my knife, it comes back dull and chipped. If you borrow my wife, she comes back good as new." Wherein the couple chuckles and they rub noses. Sounds like you have too much going on in the moment. That kind of thinking is a boner killer.
I've never found a woman to be too loose for me. Not that I'm making a size comparison or anything.
I can, on the other hand, recommend a plastic vibrating egg inserted into her vagina ahead of time.
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londonfog
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Since my wrestling days I do enjoy a nice boiled egg to eat for breakfast. I don't think Trump knows what good pussy is. Tiny hands ...Tiny dick.Definitely Melania. Easy pick, hot slovenian brunette vs blond american bimbo.
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/demonize “Portray as wicked and threatening.”
As dumb as trump is, surely he grabbed her by the pussy to check the merchandise and would never buy a cold vagina. She is clearly a rider.
What perverted things are you planning with that boiled egg
Melania just seems cold to me. Sure both would fuck for money, but Stormy would at least have fun with it. Whiles. Melania would make it seem more like a job. The broad hardly smiles. Can't trust that around my dick.
abalonehx
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Melania & Stormy are tied. 4 votes each. Need the tie breaker. Holla atcha gurl @schuylaar
mr sunshine
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Looks like her bottom lip away beads up with sweat.Good point. Should have included the soon divorced wife of Donald Jr. though. Not bad at all.
Sativied
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No no, that specific claim “does not follow” from what I said, Trump engages in golden showers with the likes of Stormy. That’s not the stuff you do with your own wife.Excluding a pornstar like stormy doesn't equate to prefering virgins. There is a whole gray area of women who haven’t been dp-ed and bukkaked. Less options yes, but a negligible amount.
I applaud your openmindedness, but it’s more like sending your wife to a monestary to be used as a piece of meat by hundreds of monks. You are probably right she won’t litterally be stretched out, at least not vaginally. Anal leakage, however, is a common problem for homosexual men and pornstars.
Again you mix the two up. It’s Stormy who is the professional. She’d fake and moan, talk dirty and lie to you about the size of your equipment. Melania is more like a catholic girl, once you push the right buttons she turns into a slutty sex godess.
Till show her what a normal size thumb feels like
Your picture is just a bad moment, easy for the press to capture nowadays with digital camera. She has not much to smile about now, but when she does, she is beautiful:
Would you reject a nibble on those nipples?
Classy appearance at least. Stormy looks like a bimbo. The question wasn’t who you would marry or have raise your kids.
Be honest, if their roles where switched, Stormy Trump and Melania Daniels, who’d you fuck?
In addition to the implied gun to your head, it’s also implied you have to be really drunk, and when drunk you see the beauty not the ugly side.
Sativied
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That is, as you can see if you zoom in, because she is actually a man.
There a pictures of her where she looks ok, being married to a trump results in such a sour face.
Since my wrestling days I do enjoy a nice boiled egg to eat for breakfast. I don't think Trump knows what good pussy is. Tiny hands ...Tiny dick.
Melania just seems cold to me. Sure both would fuck for money, but Stormy would at least have fun with it. Whiles. Melania would make it seem more like a job. The broad hardly smiles. Can't trust that around my dick.
she always looks as if in pain..
abandonconflict
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Neither one is my type at all so I'd go with the experienced one but hopefully she does kegals.
Fogdog
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OK, so you are disgusted by an honest working woman who is making money with what she has while the other trades freedom for being cared for and puts up with hre hubby fucking everything and anything even when she's having his baby. (his baby, repeated for emphasis)
Excluding a pornstar like stormy doesn't equate to prefering virgins. There is a whole gray area of women who haven’t been dp-ed and bukkaked. Less options yes, but a negligible amount.
I applaud your openmindedness, but it’s more like sending your wife to a monestary to be used as a piece of meat by hundreds of monks. You are probably right she won’t litterally be stretched out, at least not vaginally. Anal leakage, however, is a common problem for homosexual men and pornstars.
Again you mix the two up. It’s Stormy who is the professional. She’d fake and moan, talk dirty and lie to you about the size of your equipment. Melania is more like a catholic girl, once you push the right buttons she turns into a slutty sex godess.
Till show her what a normal size thumb feels like
Would you reject a nibble on those nipples?
Classy appearance at least. Stormy looks like a bimbo. The question wasn’t who you would marry or have raise your kids.
Be honest, if their roles where switched, Stormy Trump and Melania Daniels, who’d you fuck?
In addition to the implied gun to your head, it’s also implied you have to be really drunk, and when drunk you see the beauty not the ugly side.
That you don't find the image with her treating jewelry like it was spaghetti disgusting just shows how different we are. Totally not in to that image. Repelled actually.
Remind that I'm not really in to either. But it's more because of the plastic appearance of both. I do not see what you do in Melania, that's certain. Her smile always looks fake to me. Only her frowns seem genuine.
Read this article, then go back and tell me if that first image doesn't look really, really creepy.
http://www.businessinsider.com/a-neurologist-explains-how-to-spot-a-fake-smile-2016-7
Yes, I would reject Melania. Maybe if she had a bag over her head, but nope, not interested really.
abandonconflict
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Melania has pent up sexual energy though. She seems like she'd leave a guy tied up to a bed all day if she liked him. I'm not into that but I can see how some people might like the fascist cosplay.
Sativied
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You are falling back to your same argument, expecting Melania to look genuinely happy and be like a warm person while being married to trump is nit realistic. Doesn’t mean she is like that on the inside. She’s in a horrible situation and surely not what she signed up for.
As long as you are stuck in such black and white thinking articles like that are wasted on you. Not having a bunch of wrinkles all around the eyes does not equal fake in every case.
Her what I call witch look, is not uncommon for slovenian women and not always a negative thing. For nearly 50 yr old she looks foxy.
You have already demonized her so much you can’t see her beauty anymore. Or maybe you are just intimidated by her fierce feline look.
Would you rather have her treat cum as spaghetti, after it oozed out of her own ass, a la nasty Stormy daniels. Nothing more fake than a pornstar.
As long as you are stuck in such black and white thinking articles like that are wasted on you. Not having a bunch of wrinkles all around the eyes does not equal fake in every case.
Her what I call witch look, is not uncommon for slovenian women and not always a negative thing. For nearly 50 yr old she looks foxy.
Indeed. I am able to objectively objectify Melania
You have already demonized her so much you can’t see her beauty anymore. Or maybe you are just intimidated by her fierce feline look.Would you rather have her treat cum as spaghetti, after it oozed out of her own ass, a la nasty Stormy daniels. Nothing more fake than a pornstar.
That does not follow from what I said. Same lack of logic got trump elected. I also see no reason to qualify stormy as “honest”, that has yet to be seen.
Sativied
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She does look like she could pull off a convincing dominatrix. And trump does seem like a guy into diaper play. You may be on to something. Stormy on the other hand sold all her sexual energy long ago. I just watched some stormy porn - purely research - and I really don’t get the attraction.
More paint on this sex clown than a proper fuck doll. Look at those eyes in the left pic. Zero sexual energy, right side is 100% fake. Did you know there is an increasing rate of suicides amongst porn stars in the US?
UncleBuck
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do you not understand how a vagina works?
Sativied
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Put some effort in it.