Melania Trump -vs- Stormy Daniels

One night with no holds barred. Anything goes fun night of wham bam thank you ma'am

  • Melania- Serious Sevnica Sensual Service

    Votes: 8 33.3%
  • Stormy- Popular Penetrating Porn Program

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Why Donald Trump not included since he fucking us

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24
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I think people forget that talented makeup artists don't amplify beautify, they create it.
 
This thread is one big clusterfuck, but if I absolutely gun-to-my-head had to - I'd choose a threesome with both.
Melania needs the cobwebs dusted out and Stormy undoubtedly has some cool techniques. But I want a BIG bottle of bourbon first. Gotta have something to distract me from the fact that they're both DontheCons leftovers.

And FWI. Its the cervix that dilates when giving birth.

A couple of you should go pick up The Joy of Sex...no...really. Do it for your wives/significant other/future lovers.
You can thank me later.
 
Definitely Melania. Easy pick, hot slovenian brunette vs blond american bimbo.
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https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/demonize “Portray as wicked and threatening.”

As dumb as trump is, surely he grabbed her by the pussy to check the merchandise and would never buy a cold vagina. She is clearly a rider.

What perverted things are you planning with that boiled egg :lol:
I thought Penthouse quit publishing.
 
fair enough. But anything goes. Hell have one paint your home while naked during this time.
Now pick
Well if it's all or nothing and I've already decided that I don't want either one... I'll give a little to appease you: I'll take Melania and a Scrabble board. We won't be needing a dictionary.
 
But Stormy the pornstar does aye? :rolleyes: Cause porn equals good sex aye? :rolleyes:

Good enough for the president to cheat on his wife 4 months after she had his baby. Shit must be fire. Frankly though I don't think Melania cared. She was prob still out of commission and didn't mind ole mango Mussolini staying out of the house for a few nights
 
Good enough for the president to cheat on his wife 4 months after she had his baby. Shit must be fire. Frankly though I don't think Melania cared. She was prob still out of commission and didn't mind ole mango Mussolini staying out of the house for a few nights

lol. No, he would have hit on anything in tighty-whitey skin. His wife being recently pregnant was just a coincidence. He has "allegedly" been diddling hookers and staffers (or their wives) for decades.
 
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