Ripped Farmer
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I think people forget that talented makeup artists don't amplify beautify, they create it.
Melania Trump -vs- Stormy Daniels
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londonfog
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get out...really.
Is that who I think it is ?
londonfog
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fair enough. But anything goes. Hell have one paint your home while naked during this time.
Now pick
UncleBuck
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not 100%, but twopump was the only one to ever say "maffs" before in an antagonsitic, racist manner.
et showed up right after twopump got banned as well.
circumstantial evidence is pretty strong
londonfog
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funny shit. Hell did not realize twostroke was banned. who will help count our pennies now
UncleBuck
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my knives are dull
Tangerine_
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This thread is one big clusterfuck, but if I absolutely gun-to-my-head had to - I'd choose a threesome with both.
Melania needs the cobwebs dusted out and Stormy undoubtedly has some cool techniques. But I want a BIG bottle of bourbon first. Gotta have something to distract me from the fact that they're both DontheCons leftovers.
And FWI. Its the cervix that dilates when giving birth.
A couple of you should go pick up The Joy of Sex...no...really. Do it for your wives/significant other/future lovers.
You can thank me later.
Melania needs the cobwebs dusted out and Stormy undoubtedly has some cool techniques. But I want a BIG bottle of bourbon first. Gotta have something to distract me from the fact that they're both DontheCons leftovers.
And FWI. Its the cervix that dilates when giving birth.
A couple of you should go pick up The Joy of Sex...no...really. Do it for your wives/significant other/future lovers.
You can thank me later.
Unclebaldrick
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I thought Penthouse quit publishing.Definitely Melania. Easy pick, hot slovenian brunette vs blond american bimbo.
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/demonize “Portray as wicked and threatening.”
As dumb as trump is, surely he grabbed her by the pussy to check the merchandise and would never buy a cold vagina. She is clearly a rider.
What perverted things are you planning with that boiled egg
SageFromZen
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Well if it's all or nothing and I've already decided that I don't want either one... I'll give a little to appease you: I'll take Melania and a Scrabble board. We won't be needing a dictionary.
Sir Napsalot
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I can shave with my 30 year-old Buck pocketknife
SmokeyMcChokey
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Good enough for the president to cheat on his wife 4 months after she had his baby. Shit must be fire. Frankly though I don't think Melania cared. She was prob still out of commission and didn't mind ole mango Mussolini staying out of the house for a few nightsBut Stormy the pornstar does aye?Cause porn equals good sex aye?
abalonehx
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greg nr
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lol. No, he would have hit on anything in tighty-whitey skin. His wife being recently pregnant was just a coincidence. He has "allegedly" been diddling hookers and staffers (or their wives) for decades.
greg nr
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Knowing trump's rep, I wouldn't be surprised if he forced her to three way with other woman, at least early on. Some of her early pic's showed lesbian like scenes.
srh88
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Lol just the thought of her being first lady and that evangelicals love trump is amazing
Fractured but whole
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when i see melania, she reminds me of another pron star
Fogdog
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This one reminds me more of Melaniawhen i see melania, she reminds me of another pron star