melania trump was a prostitute. LOL

UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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after a long, hard day of not really doing anything, low energy trump checks out at 2:08 PM to fly back to florida for the weekend at an estimated cost of $3 million to tax paying americans.

his prostitute wife, who used to be a man before the sex change surgery, is staying back in her golden tower, at a cost of $1.2 million dollars to the tax payers. someone has to tend to autistic barron besides the army of maids.

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UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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the first prostitute has failed to appoint anyone to run the white house visitor's office, so tours have been suspended.

if you were planning on taking your family on a tour, you can't now.

this is all of little concern to her as she sits around in her golden sky palace, waited on hand and foot by an army of maids and cooks, an experience i am sure the white working class is very familiar with.
 
srh88

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UncleBuck said:
after a long, hard day of not really doing anything, low energy trump checks out at 2:08 PM to fly back to florida for the weekend at an estimated cost of $3 million to tax paying americans.

his prostitute wife, who used to be a man before the sex change surgery, is staying back in her golden tower, at a cost of $1.2 million dollars to the tax payers. someone has to tend to autistic barron besides the army of maids.

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gotta love that the trumpeteers were bitching about obama going golfing.. 2nd week in with this many people protesting, his failed yemen attack and an immagration ban.. hes going on vacation.

also.. tc tonight if youre down
 
Singlemalt

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I'll admit to being lazy and not wish to wade through lots of bullshit, so I ask here, seriously: what is the "official" explanation for Melania not wanting to live in the White House?
 
BustinScales510

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Singlemalt said:
I'll admit to being lazy and not wish to wade through lots of bullshit, so I ask here, seriously: what is the "official" explanation for Melania not wanting to live in the White House?
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UncleBuck said:
no one really knows.
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The behind the scenes explanation is that her toxic vag fumes kept setting off the sensors that detect noxious gases so Secret Service said she's gotta go.
 
Blunted 4 lyfe

Blunted 4 lyfe

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Singlemalt said:
I'll admit to being lazy and not wish to wade through lots of bullshit, so I ask here, seriously: what is the "official" explanation for Melania not wanting to live in the White House?
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The "official" explanation is that she is waiting for Barron to finish out the school year then go down to D.C.
 
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