melania's banging other dudes already
- Thread starter UncleBuck
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newgrowboxgrower
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I guess you and her have a lot in common
UncleBuck
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i'm too busy playing video games to seek intercourse or even shower.
MOM, MAKE ME A HOT POCKET
Big_Lou
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newgrowboxgrower
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No dude it goes: "Maaa, the meatloaf!"
At least you can't get aids playing video games
UncleBuck
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I PWN NOOBS AND MY DECADES OLD VIRGINITY
srh88
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the dude liked my post.. dont know why he would think his post made anyone lol
SneekyNinja
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Id take a swing at her but only because I'd be cucking Donald.
Jealous UB?
UncleBuck
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jealous of what?
jealous that trump can't even keep his paid, whore, tranny wife from getting federally-subsidized side peen?
newgrowboxgrower
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He's probably aggressively masturbating
UncleBuck
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why are you imagining me masturbating?
SneekyNinja
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Why do Republicans actively spend so much time thinking about penis?
tranny wife? See your thinking of Obama again. Catch up man, jeez!
UncleBuck
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you said you thought i was masturbating. that meant you imagined what i was doing and thought about me playing with my penis.
SneekyNinja
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Just cos she'd kick your ass doesn't make her a tranny.
The Slovenian mail order bride however was purchased for that specific reason.
dagwood45431
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I would instantly like her if this were true. Fuck the plagiarism shit.
UncleBuck
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good job fixing your post. it's so hard to type words and press 'post'.
melania was born a man. he turned into a she and became a prostitute. trump can't detect her shallow vaginal canal because his penis is too small and he can't achieve an erection.
your insistence about our former first lady, a harvard educated badass in every way, is indicative solely of your festering racism and jealousy that a black woman has achieved so much more in life than you.