RainbowBrite86
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If you're asking if i'm a lesbian, i'm not. Even men should be munching carpet though.
Mens penis size....ladies
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If you're asking if i'm a lesbian, i'm not. Even men should be munching carpet though.
thump easy
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fuck i havent seen hair on a women in like 20 some years ???? i thought all women shave now!!!!! i think the first three girls i slept with in my teens had hair, and that was kinda scarry one was like fucken amazon!!!!!
RainbowBrite86
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Personally I thought we'd all moved to waxing...shaving seems so barbaric now lol. Damn hairs itchin when they're growing back in, and they're growing back in like a day and a half later. It looks good for the first day you shave. Then you get all those little hairs poking back through and your vagina has a friggin 5 o clock shadow like a homeless guys face or something. All that for a couple days of hairlessness? I'd rather just rip it off once a month then shave every other day.
thump easy
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lolz AMAZING!!! ya i kinda like stairing at the coochie its asome i love them all even the flapers the ones that have a piece of meat that hangs out like a piece of chewed up buble gum lolz or the ones that have wings kinda want to put a string on the gal if the wind hits at the right moment she might take flight like a kite lolz or the lil wrinkles what the fuck am i talking about lolz.....
Figong
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eye exaggerate
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...and we all know how scratching affects that overall first impression - a woman might as well grow a Crystal Gayle bush
thump easy
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ya i do love to get the coochie nice and wet and play with the clit fast as fuck with the tung maken women shake and shiver lolz it fun to make the girls come its an art for shure.... just like growing just like anything you got to be good at it or your patients wont come back... but it does help to hit it correctly and have a lil bit to work with im shure... also try a bullet on the clit kiss and bit the kuchie and lick it will fucken colapse the female into convutions stick one or two fingers in the pussy as you lick the clit it might squirt on you.. also try to lick the ass when running the bullet and rub the g spot with a finger or two man you will be king for shure i have had stocker before lolz im sick with it im sorry.... but it works.. for shure one finger in the ass also make them jizz im nasty like that im sorry
thump easy
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this guy is fucken nasty ^^^^^^
DST
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I was under the impression that you had to have a decent length of hair to be waxed. So basically for half of the month you walk around like a fluffy new born chick until it's long enough to be waxed. (my experience with an ex girlfriend). Perhaps waxing methods have advanced in recent years??
And I have MASSIVE HANDS, and you know what they say about men with big hands......
They wear BIG GLOVES!
And I have MASSIVE HANDS, and you know what they say about men with big hands......
They wear BIG GLOVES!
Flaming Pie
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My husband asked me to shave once. I said sure I'll do it if you do it. So he shaved himself. I shaved myself. 2 days later he was bitching about ingrown hairs and itching all the time. I said "welcome to my world". He understood why I only trimmed from then on out.
I trim. Hate the feeling of the hair growing back in. Plus I am super sensitive and don't like the feeling of cloth rubbing against my naked skin.
And hell, my husband doesn't shave every day. So I would be getting torn up his stiff whiskers.
I trim. Hate the feeling of the hair growing back in. Plus I am super sensitive and don't like the feeling of cloth rubbing against my naked skin.
And hell, my husband doesn't shave every day. So I would be getting torn up his stiff whiskers.
RainbowBrite86
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I am totally picturing enormous gardening gloves lol. Goofy. In MY experience (please don't beat me for saying this) bigger, heavyset men have average to small penises. It's those tall skinny goofy looking guys that are always hung like horses. Which works for me because I don't like long and I don't like tall and skinny, so. As far as waxing goes, mine usually stays completely gone for about 3 weeks, by the fourth it's still barely showing, and I go down to see Becky, she rips those pubes out, I pay her, everybody's happy. Special wax? New strips? I have no idea. I don't ask. Tried to do it at home once, and...well...it was really. really. really bad. So there is definitely something to be said about salon products because that at-home wax was just brutal.
Flaming Pie
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A guy being overweight can take an inch or two off his length. Gotta keep that fat off the pelvis.
RainbowBrite86
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It's weird, isn't it? Like his body was like "Oo a twinkie! Oh wait...guess I should have left that there..."
Flaming Pie
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lol wut? rephrase?
MrStickyScissors
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whos down for a cream pie raise your hand
RainbowBrite86
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Sorry lol. I was just thinking of an overweight guy losing two inches of his penis.
