Michael Jackson Jokes

fellowes

fellowes

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skiskate said:
No, but the death of somebody far away that has made zero impact on my life, and likes sleeping with kids does not affect me in any way at all.
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Yep, that's how I fell too. Nobody knew him and nobody on here was friends with him. So why give a shit? Let's just get back to the jokes.
 
can.i.buz

can.i.buz

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Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
 
fly

fly

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MJ wants to be melted down into lego, so children can play with him for once.

Mj wants to be ground up and put into little kids curry, so they can feel him coming out there ass one last time.

Whats the difference between zits and MJ, zits wait until your 12years old to cum on your face.
 
DMXAK47

DMXAK47

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i found some of these on a web site

how do you know when it was bed time at michael jacksons?
when the big hand is on the little hand.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
 
willy9000

willy9000

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michael jacksons will reads:

i would like my body to be melted down into plastic party cups so little kids can still get there lips around my rim.

:o:o:o
 
caddyluck

caddyluck

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what's sad is MJ was starting a University for underprivileged kids, he was gonna name it Bring'em Young LOL :P
 
erkelsgoo420

erkelsgoo420

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bluntz04 said:
you people are so fuckin stupid...what are yall in 8th grade or somethin....he was the greatest entertainer ever to live and you guys are making fun of him after he dies.....ignorant fuckin people
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Hahaha. Anyone remember that video of that dude chick thing cryin and shit like leave britney alone!!! Haha good stuff guy some of ur better work. ;)
 
ScW Sparky

ScW Sparky

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bluntz04 said:
i know where you live bitch and im coming to murder you. Then i will laugh at you after your dead. you fuckin pedophile.....you need to stop hangin out in front of the jr. high tryin to find a girlfriend
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Oh man burn. You got burned. Total burn.


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Burn.
 
kmann666

kmann666

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Farrah fawcett dies, she goes to heaven, appears before god and begs him for all the children of the world to be safe...........an hour later Michael Jackson dies........
ha ha ha ha
 
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Enugma

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So this is not so much a Michael Joke but its related

So you know how they say popular deaths happen in 3's well Billy Mays said if you act now he'll throw in the fourth absolutely free.
 
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