mistaken for weed

fairyweed

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.... im a bit blond... i know this so i dye my hair and hope people dont realize... but over the years i have found i cant run form it... im a blond and alot of things fly over my head.... example: when i was younger(about 6 or 7) my dad smoked pot alot and he would lock himself in his room and when he would come out he would be hella relaxed and i would look in his room and there would be insents everywhere... well im blond young and stupid so i went and *stole* some of his insents.... later that day he found me ion my room trying to smoke the insents trying to get *high*......
or the time my oldest bro (he was like 13) came home saying he smoked the best "grass" ever.... ... i wanna smoke the best grass ever... so i got my other bro and we snuck into my dads room and took his zig-zags and took a trip to our school.... we got to the field.." hey this grass is pretty green... think its good?" my bro says..." i dont know lets see and if its not well try somewhere else..... we sat there for hella long smoking the grass from my schools field.... we didnt feel anything so we went home... my bro had this ingenious idea...'well make a store' so we pulled hella grass and took our zig zags and made like a lemonaid stand in our front yard.. only we tried to sell "grass".... all the kids on our block laughed at us...
people this is why we tell our kids what grass we mean and explain the insents are for after..... kids easly mis-take things and now i get to tell these stories to my weed friends and to this day they bug me about it....
tell ur kids about it.. it will help them later let them know its cool and that when u do it u gotta be responsible but do not hide it from them.... it NEVER works.....:neutral:
 

fried at 420

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.... im a bit blond... i know this so i dye my hair and hope people dont realize... but over the years i have found i cant run form it... im a blond and alot of things fly over my head.... example: when i was younger(about 6 or 7) my dad smoked pot alot and he would lock himself in his room and when he would come out he would be hella relaxed and i would look in his room and there would be insents everywhere... well im blond young and stupid so i went and *stole* some of his insents.... later that day he found me ion my room trying to smoke the insents trying to get *high*......
or the time my oldest bro (he was like 13) came home saying he smoked the best "grass" ever.... ... i wanna smoke the best grass ever... so i got my other bro and we snuck into my dads room and took his zig-zags and took a trip to our school.... we got to the field.." hey this grass is pretty green... think its good?" my bro says..." i dont know lets see and if its not well try somewhere else..... we sat there for hella long smoking the grass from my schools field.... we didnt feel anything so we went home... my bro had this ingenious idea...'well make a store' so we pulled hella grass and took our zig zags and made like a lemonaid stand in our front yard.. only we tried to sell "grass".... all the kids on our block laughed at us...
people this is why we tell our kids what grass we mean and explain the insents are for after..... kids easly mis-take things and now i get to tell these stories to my weed friends and to this day they bug me about it....
tell ur kids about it.. it will help them later let them know its cool and that when u do it u gotta be responsible but do not hide it from them.... it NEVER works.....:neutral:
i love u your fucking hilarious!
wen i was a kid me and my good friend eli would sell fireworks
i was 11 he was 10
we would sit at our spot while the nieghboor hood kids would come down to our hideout and purchase them with thier allowance
 

fairyweed

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awwww... you guys make me feel so welcome.. everyone else i told these stories to all just said i was stupid and made fun of me.. and its nice to know im not the only one who really smoked grass... lol.. that chit was nasty...
 

CreepyStevie69

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hahah thats funny!

when i was like 8 or 9 i knew hemp was related to weed somehow. well i had some string thats made from hemp. little ole me sat in my closet trying to smoke a string! lol not even breaking it up or anything. i just lit one end and tried inhaling the other. lmao...
 

Ramen Shaman

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I remember, in seventh grade, buying a "dimebag" of what I now believe was basil from a buddy. He was like, "smell this. It smells pretty potent, doesn't it?" It sure as hell did.

We smoked that shit out of a fuckin' post-it note. Puked. Decided it was a terrible idea, and I didn't smoke anything until sophomore year of high school.
 

Ganjatopolis

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When I was about 10 years old I got high for the first time because a guy at our yard sale dropped his bag of weed on our front lawn. I picked it up when we were putting everything away and thought I knew what it was, so i took tissue paper from a box of shoes and rolled a joint out of it, coughed like shit after one hit and didn't finish the joint and threw it away, but I still felt high as hell and I stayed in my room and watched whatever the hell was popular back then (Rocko's Modern Life?), and sold it to a teenager down the street for 15 bucks. It was about a half ounce of not too bad stuff, I got jacked, lol.
 

fairyweed

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We had a maple tree in our backyard and my brothers used to grind the leaves up and sell it to his friends on day his friend foster came over and went in our back yard and my brother made him believe that the maple tree was a real weed tree.... He was back there for like 2 hours picking the leaves thinking he would get high.... I felt bad but it was so funny... We told my dad and he went out there crackin up....
 

fairyweed

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Fairyweed is weed made by fairies.... What do u think they do all day grow flowers? No they polloniate and make fairyweed u know with fairydust for extra thc and just the right amount of water... And they eat the bugs so u do have to worrie about pesticides or nasty bugs that could have crapped on ur weed....
 

stronggenetics

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The summer after tenth grade my douche football coach gave all the players papers to sign that said we had to not drink or do drugs. I had never smoked before and one day outa no where my best friend pulled out a sack of some dirty schwag. I was down, the only piece paper we had was that say no paper we rolled a j it was so harsh but i still felt high.
 

Ganjatopolis

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The summer after tenth grade my douche football coach gave all the players papers to sign that said we had to not drink or do drugs. I had never smoked before and one day outa no where my best friend pulled out a sack of some dirty schwag. I was down, the only piece paper we had was that say no paper we rolled a j it was so harsh but i still felt high.
Everyone smokes outta weird shit their first time. The first time I ever got blazed though was my freshman year in high school on good weed and a friends 200$ bong.
 
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