Most Embarrassing Moments!

Hermes said:

I had to file a form to get a requisition form for the cigar, and its not a cigar... and its not mine. *stuffs joint into pocket while still lit*

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Turkish said:

I fainted once.

Twice to be honest..

to be more honest it was twice in a row...It was like this:

My friend had a birthday and he had this killer pot. We got really high in the evening and later at his birthday party we smoked some more but someone mixed this perfectly fine adorable skunky cunt with tobacco, and ofcourse I didn't care and took a really big hit and right when I had finished my hit it felt like I got shot in my head and lungs, coughed like hell. I started feeling fucked up as hell. Anyway, like 10 minutes later I decide to cool myself in the toilet, I try to open the door only to find out that it's locked, some wanker was in there taking a piss or who knows what. And there was me - doing my best to stand on my legs and just like that *flicks* someone turned the lights off, figuratively speaking.

Moment later I get up trying to understand what the bloody hell just happened. Some guy asked me if I was allright (he was waiting to get to the bathroom lol, I din't even notice him earlier and he saw the whole thing). So there I was - confused because I didn't know I had just fucking fainted. I said "Yeah, but what just happe.." and then there I was again, unconcious on the damn floor. It were like I was watching myself fucked up on the floor from the third perspective with everyone else there. And then it felt like someone was smashing my head against the floor, guess the hit against the floor was so hard when I collapsed.

That sucked.

But in the morning I was okay and fixed my headache with another hit from the bong.

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el_maco said:

and here is my another weird moment, it just happened last friday
i went out with some friends again, to the center of the city, where there are a lot of gays too, i inhaled weed just like 2 times and i didnt get high, only relaxed, my friends took their gay friend also, so i met him and we started to drink heavily some mexican beverage which is called mezcal (very cheap, 2 US dollars a litre, 20% alcohol) and i ..started to dance with him on the dancefloor hahaha at that time i considered myself hetero then we went to the street again to continue drinking
well we were talking and it seemed he liked me, next we were kissing laid down there in the street, at the beginning i was doing it just for fun, that lasted like 1 hour and then he said ''sit here in my lap'' wow we were having sex there in one street of the center of the city, i remember some people passing and saying ''look they are men having sex'' fortunately cops didnt caught us, (haveing sex in the street is illegal in mexico)
strange thing is that im now confused about my sexual preference

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el_maco said:

and here is my another weird moment, it just happened last friday
i went out with some friends again, to the center of the city, where there are a lot of gays too, i inhaled weed just like 2 times and i didnt get high, only relaxed, my friends took their gay friend also, so i met him and we started to drink heavily some mexican beverage which is called mezcal (very cheap, 2 US dollars a litre, 20% alcohol) and i ..started to dance with him on the dancefloor hahaha at that time i considered myself hetero then we went to the street again to continue drinking
well we were talking and it seemed he liked me, next we were kissing laid down there in the street, at the beginning i was doing it just for fun, that lasted like 1 hour and then he said ''sit here in my lap'' wow we were having sex there in one street of the center of the city, i remember some people passing and saying ''look they are men having sex'' fortunately cops didnt caught us, (haveing sex in the street is illegal in mexico)
strange thing is that im now confused about my sexual preference

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