Most paranoid experience weed
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Educated_Black_Man
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Oh shit....
Well i sometimes hear footsteps behind me or i think a fuckin demon is following me.....lol sometimes errone looks like Dave Chappelle to me
I get scared 20x easier than when im sober
Well i sometimes hear footsteps behind me or i think a fuckin demon is following me.....lol sometimes errone looks like Dave Chappelle to me
I get scared 20x easier than when im sober
Educated_Black_Man
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Nah
but wanna try that shit
but wanna try that shit
Johnnylaw
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Dude, one time I smoked probably 8 bowls, and we were camping in Colorado. This stuff was ridiculous but tasty and mellow. I think it was blueberry something. Anyway we smoked about 8 bowls me and a few other friends, so I was pretty good. But the moon was out and my friends wanted to have an adventure. So we started walking out, further and further into the woods. I swear that we had to have had walked for at least half an hour until I realized I was totally disoriented and was hearing shit. I was freaking out because I thought I was a mile away from camp and we were all high and we couldnt find our way back. I just thought about how you always here of people getting lost and dying out in the wilderness. So at the pinaccle of my hysteria I saw a light. I then realized that it was my camp fire. I HAD FUCKING WALKED ONLY ABOUT 50 YARDS AWAY FROM THE CAMP SITE! It was fucking crazy. Never again, am I walking in the woods at night, high, again.
pauliojr
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LOL JohnnyLaw that is a funny fuckin story.
I remember a few years ago me and 3 buddies of mine were smoking in my driveway. I lived in a pretty wooded area and you could see the street from where we were smoking. We were smoking White Widow and we had about 3 or 4 bowls. My one friend and I are laughing hysterically and then we both look down the driveway and we both saw the same thing. It was just a dark figure that moved from one tree to the other one. (Not sure if it was really there or not.) I fuckin shit my pants!! (not literally lol) and my friend and I booked back to the house. My other friends didn't know what was going on so they got scared and booked too lol. I went inside, locked the doors, then played PS2 until I fell asleep. Good times in high school.
I remember a few years ago me and 3 buddies of mine were smoking in my driveway. I lived in a pretty wooded area and you could see the street from where we were smoking. We were smoking White Widow and we had about 3 or 4 bowls. My one friend and I are laughing hysterically and then we both look down the driveway and we both saw the same thing. It was just a dark figure that moved from one tree to the other one. (Not sure if it was really there or not.) I fuckin shit my pants!! (not literally lol) and my friend and I booked back to the house. My other friends didn't know what was going on so they got scared and booked too lol. I went inside, locked the doors, then played PS2 until I fell asleep. Good times in high school.
Educated_Black_Man
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Lol nice johnny law
preoQpydDlusion
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i was camping in a wooded area one time. drunk and stoned as shit, me and a few buddies picked up sticks went hunting for bigfoot. we were interupted by the posession of my friend and then a glowing red light that danced behind trees.
Educated_Black_Man
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Does anyone know how many shrooms to take for a first time or should i just munch on them
vervejunkie
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Dear God!!!
Eat a half eighth or about $15 worth at a time... If you make tea you can throw the mushy shit out and just drink the tea after steeping it for about 10 minutes...
Have fun.
vervejunkie
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Oh yeah, I can't think of my own experience. But a girl in a class a year or so ago was talking about her Jamiacan vacation. I asked her to tell me a cool story. Her reply:
"I was on the beach and smoked a bunch of pot and then got paranoid and ran back to the hotel room to watch TV".
"I was on the beach and smoked a bunch of pot and then got paranoid and ran back to the hotel room to watch TV".
indicaivy
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I used to work graveyard shift at a nursing home. My co worker lived right next door so on breaks we would go over to her place and toke a little and head back to work. Well a few minutes later we were doing rounds and bed checks and one of our patients had died! No worries, sit her up and change her and call the family...so as my friends and I were sitting her up she let out a loud GASP! My friend drops her right there and takes off screaming leaving me holding the deceased woman..stoned out of my mind..needless to say that was my last night 
just before i had to stop for drug tests,i was getting fuel late at night in a seedy part of town and this smelly fucker grabed me around the neck,and i had just had a big scoob of my mates kiwi strain?
it freaked me out and he fucking stank,so i stamped really hard on his foot,dickhead had thongs on his feet feet,so he went down screaming ihad crippeled the fucker,the filth screamed into the garage ,and the ladie from inside ran out screaming thats him there pointing in my direction.
i freaked as i had four bags of weed in my car as i was on the way to a party.
i thought she meant me,anyway they ran towards me,grabbed this prick off the ground asked if i was o.k and tossed him in the cop car,very hard to from the sound of his head on the door,he had been ripping shit off,and was that out of it on fuck knows what he had not left the scene of his nasty ways.
so of they went with him screaming i had broken his foot and they were a bunch of cunts,i nearly had a heart attack,made for a good tale at the party though.
it freaked me out and he fucking stank,so i stamped really hard on his foot,dickhead had thongs on his feet feet,so he went down screaming ihad crippeled the fucker,the filth screamed into the garage ,and the ladie from inside ran out screaming thats him there pointing in my direction.
i freaked as i had four bags of weed in my car as i was on the way to a party.
i thought she meant me,anyway they ran towards me,grabbed this prick off the ground asked if i was o.k and tossed him in the cop car,very hard to from the sound of his head on the door,he had been ripping shit off,and was that out of it on fuck knows what he had not left the scene of his nasty ways.
so of they went with him screaming i had broken his foot and they were a bunch of cunts,i nearly had a heart attack,made for a good tale at the party though.
david shelden
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i hear people walking around my house when im watching tv, late at night. scary stuff
TillthedayiDIE420
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I was hunting up north(canada) with my father and his buddy's ive been doing so since i've been able to talk.
This was two years ago, it was 12:00pm so we were getting ready for bed, and i went to take a shit so im sittin in the bush with my flashlight and some TP and i hear some branches crack infront of me, i shine the flashlight infront of me and two yellow dots Glow bright when the light hits them, a Fucking Timber wolf is less then 20 feet infront of me.... I fucking got up ran back to the camp, grabbed my gun from my truck and put one in the chamber and fired it, after words i heard atleast 5-6 of them running away... i did all that before i whiped my ass and with my pants around my ankles lol (scared the shit out of me
) fuck scariest moment ever.
I dont get paranoid when i toke, but that would scare the fuck out of enyone... o yeah and i was so baked the whole camping trip lol 5 OZ. in less then a week of hunting.
Guns, Weed , Killing only thing thats better if there were women to fuck. hahaha
This was two years ago, it was 12:00pm so we were getting ready for bed, and i went to take a shit so im sittin in the bush with my flashlight and some TP and i hear some branches crack infront of me, i shine the flashlight infront of me and two yellow dots Glow bright when the light hits them, a Fucking Timber wolf is less then 20 feet infront of me.... I fucking got up ran back to the camp, grabbed my gun from my truck and put one in the chamber and fired it, after words i heard atleast 5-6 of them running away... i did all that before i whiped my ass and with my pants around my ankles lol (scared the shit out of me
) fuck scariest moment ever. I dont get paranoid when i toke, but that would scare the fuck out of enyone... o yeah and i was so baked the whole camping trip lol 5 OZ. in less then a week of hunting.
Guns, Weed , Killing only thing thats better if there were women to fuck. hahaha
ViRedd
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You haven't seen paranoia until you've over done it on shrooms. We had a young lady in our area who did exacty that. She was hit by a car and killed while running across the Interstate stark naked at three in the morning. She was wacked out on shrooms. So ... with shrooms, go realy easy and do it with friends that you REALLY trust.
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te28tizzle
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me and my homboy p-boy were chilling at the yard after smoking some master kush...and we were seeing the same shit ...aliens in the clouds...it looked like a bunch of aliens were seated having a meeting....