Motherfuckers messing with my wife...

lopezri

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if she doesn't want to see them, tell her to explain it like I explain it...

"look, im not here to make friends with you... besides, i see enough of you during the day. thanks anyhow"

Or she could just say "I'm not looking for any new friends right now."
 

Seamaiden

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Jesus, I don't know why I never thought of this before! Now, it's taken me some time to perfect, but it works exactly as advertised EVERY SINGLE TIME! What is it?

The Hairy Eye.

She's gotta learn how to give 'em The Hairy Eye, and believe you ME, they won't bother her anymore! (I've gotten damn good at The Hairy Eye, now that I think about it. :twisted: )

That, and maybe one of these...


P.S. You would not believe some of the shit I got Googling Hairy Eye (with safe search mode off). :shock: :lol:
 

Biggravy22

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Jesus, I don't know why I never thought of this before! Now, it's taken me some time to perfect, but it works exactly as advertised EVERY SINGLE TIME! What is it?

The Hairy Eye.

She's gotta learn how to give 'em The Hairy Eye, and believe you ME, they won't bother her anymore! (I've gotten damn good at The Hairy Eye, now that I think about it. :twisted: )

That, and maybe one of these...


P.S. You would not believe some of the shit I got Googling Hairy Eye (with safe search mode off). :shock: :lol:


Lmfao...she'd love the trash cat.
 

Sunnysideup

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I worked in an office like that. If I didn't participate in outside activities it was frowned upon...It really pissed me off, I didn't want to party with those assholes. I never would bend, I never went, I never made any friends there either, I didn't care....just show me my paycheck!
She will be fine because she is a valued employee. It just sucks that she has to be made to feel bad over it...

My wife is a good hard worker, and that's simply not enough for the attention-whoring, low self esteem having, immature cry babies that she works with/for. They tell her how good her work is. How diligent, and professional she is. She's just not enough of a social butterfly for them.
In a nutshell. Until she starts hitting the bar with them, she'll never fit in.
My personal opinion is that she isn't dirty enough for them. They all sit around playing in the sandbox together, hurling dirt all over each other and she's sitting there squeaky clean. Her job is not in jeopardy simply because she's a fantastic employee. She's just not everyone's friend. Now I'm pissed because I feel like they're harassing her. Fucking needy bastards.
 

Biggravy22

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I worked in an office like that. If I didn't participate in outside activities it was frowned upon...It really pissed me off, I didn't want to party with those assholes. I never would bend, I never went, I never made any friends there either, I didn't care....just show me my paycheck!
She will be fine because she is a valued employee. It just sucks that she has to be made to feel bad over it...


They can't get rid of her due to work performance, but I could see them painting her into a corner. She's very nice until pushed. Once they get that reaction they'll point and say "SEE!!".
 

Tdblu09

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My wife is a good hard worker, and that's simply not enough for the attention-whoring, low self esteem having, immature cry babies that she works with/for. They tell her how good her work is. How diligent, and professional she is. She's just not enough of a social butterfly for them.
In a nutshell. Until she starts hitting the bar with them, she'll never fit in.
My personal opinion is that she isn't dirty enough for them. They all sit around playing in the sandbox together, hurling dirt all over each other and she's sitting there squeaky clean. Her job is not in jeopardy simply because she's a fantastic employee. She's just not everyone's friend. Now I'm pissed because I feel like they're harassing her. Fucking needy bastards.
Bro dont sweat it. Im the same as ur wife. Just tell her to tell them work and pleasure for her are TWO SEPERATE things!!!! If they cant handle the fact that she wants to show up, do her job, and leave...TO FUCKING BAD!!! She wasnt hired to be their friend, she was hired to do a job!! Tell her not to sweat it...sit back relax, and watch all the bullshit that comes from their "bar outings" ... Do YOU!! Its that simple!!! I'd bet more than half the ppl youre talking bout are women too!!!! UGH!!!
I say ..."GOOD FOR UR WIFE!!! FUCK EM!":weed:
 

Biggravy22

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Bro dont sweat it. Im the same as ur wife. Just tell her to tell them work and pleasure for her are TWO SEPERATE things!!!! If they cant handle the fact that she wants to show up, do her job, and leave...TO FUCKING BAD!!! She wasnt hired to be their friend, she was hired to do a job!! Tell her not to sweat it...sit back relax, and watch all the bullshit that comes from their "bar outings" ... Do YOU!! Its that simple!!! I'd bet more than half the ppl youre talking bout are women too!!!! UGH!!!
I say ..."GOOD FOR UR WIFE!!! FUCK EM!":weed:
You're right. There are only about 4-5 guys that work with her. The rest are women.
 

Tdblu09

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You're right. There are only about 4-5 guys that work with her. The rest are women.

Knew it!! Ive been in the situation myself many times..and OF COURSE its the women..Im a woman myself and cant stand catty bitches!
Seriously tho, tell her to take em for what they are!! Dont let em get to her, she has a right to choose WHO she wants to be friends with. Just because ur hired dont mean u need to be friends with anyone..as long as shes polite and professional, then they cant say SHIT!

Orrrr.....if she really wants it to end...LIE, LOL tell her to tell em shes in AA, and thats why she cant go to the bars....Ive used that a few times..ppl back right off....LMFAO!
 

Seamaiden

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Orrrr.....if she really wants it to end...LIE, LOL tell her to tell em shes in AA, and thats why she cant go to the bars....Ive used that a few times..ppl back right off....LMFAO!
Damn.. that's BRILLIANT. :o Plus it has the added benefit of making them not only FEEL like assholes, but look like assholes, too!
 

Biggravy22

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Knew it!! Ive been in the situation myself many times..and OF COURSE its the women..Im a woman myself and cant stand catty bitches!
Seriously tho, tell her to take em for what they are!! Dont let em get to her, she has a right to choose WHO she wants to be friends with. Just because ur hired dont mean u need to be friends with anyone..as long as shes polite and professional, then they cant say SHIT!

Orrrr.....if she really wants it to end...LIE, LOL tell her to tell em shes in AA, and thats why she cant go to the bars....Ive used that a few times..ppl back right off....LMFAO!


Lol! She's european too. They wouldn't question that for a second.
 

Tdblu09

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Damn.. that's BRILLIANT. :o Plus it has the added benefit of making them not only FEEL like assholes, but look like assholes, too!

Hahaha...exactly!

Its always a little hard to keep a str8 face aftr the "ohhhh...omg! im so sorry and we've been bothering u to come with us the whole time..." LMFAO....Love it!
 

KiloBit

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Find something on the ringleader that she can attribute an allergy to. Or that she's on medication for the rest of her life.
 

Louis541

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Personally I'd have a problem if any guy at my woman's job wanted to take her to the bar.... That;s just me though.....
 
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