The Count
Well-Known Member
About 7yrs ago I went out and bought a $400 burton, bindings, boots and everything. Opening day I head up the the mountain whose been boarding for years and he gives me no instruction. I've used those plastic 100$ kick your feet in boards at a local resavore when I was a kid but never on a real mountain. Anyways his instruction is "follow me" Fell like 8 times just getting to the chair lift and knew I was in for some pain. Made it down a couple times(even though I shoulda had a concussion atleast 3 times over from smashing face first into the ground) and on my 3rd pass I saw a little dip kinda like a semi circle in the earth and thought alright lets see if I can get a little air. Well unfortunatley I hit the dip, as I came down board goes out from under me and cardinal boarding mistake... left arm goes down to brace my fall. BOOM! arm snapped in 4 places and when the Xrays arrived it looked like someone took a scalple and carved out a chunk of my bone that was completelty disconnected from my arm. The twisting moting combined with the hard impact caused the bone to just pop off. 2 weeks later I had a 6hour surgey that put a steel plate and 12 screws in my arm. I've been boarding since and will get into here in CO but I got a lesson and started on the bunny hill. Ill be taking my sweet little time and no way will I be hitting any jumps EVER. The downhill mt biking was sweet untill that first wipe out. I had confidence and was taking on jumps at good speeds but once I spilled ... buy bye confidence and no more jumps. My wife asked if she could go some time(shes the most unathletic person I know, grew up on a dairy farm) and I was like "Hunny I was a 3 sport athetlete and rode bike my whole life... I was scared for my life a good 25-40% of the time... you going down that mountain is a death wish!!
Speaking about back issues... I have a PARS fracture at L4/L5 thats causing some slipping... actually scheduled up for surgery next friday so hopefully everything goes well and the pain is taken care of without any problems.
Speaking about back issues... I have a PARS fracture at L4/L5 thats causing some slipping... actually scheduled up for surgery next friday so hopefully everything goes well and the pain is taken care of without any problems.