Oh man it's got a Penis Cozy!Ask for a full body knitted suit.
It is certain to keep your extremities warm.
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Unlike frostbite, crotchbite is fixableSometimes a sacrifice needs to be made.
Eliminate the problem at the source, I like it.Cut your ears off.
Hmm. This is probably the proper question to ask. If I know the cause I can work on the cure....Why?
Ingenuity at its finest right here. Kudos.Battery powered earrings ? Like the tiniest little watch battery and it heats the earring
These encompass the entire ear unfortunately. I just need the lobes warmed.
How's your cal/mag?Hmm. This is probably the proper question to ask. If I know the cause I can work on the cure....
Wise word Dark. Wise word indeed.
You need a couple old ladies dragging you around by them.These encompass the entire ear unfortunately. I just need the lobes warmed.
Oh like spinners for car Rims but for earlobes. Interesting.I like the earring idea, but instead of just heating they could spin generating friction and heat. Visually interesting and heating in one.
Ugh that brings back shitty memories lolYou need a couple old ladies dragging you around by them.