my girl is passed out on my bed

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Benassi

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Saran wrap her to the mattress and flip it over.

Let the lols ensue after you hear "I'M STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
 
Pnuggle

Pnuggle

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no sir, i did my deed in her ass for 3 hours(with my thumb rightly stuck inside her poon), and then she said she couldnt take anymore, and puked on the car ride home X) i love that girl. shes a keeper :-)
 
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exidis

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Go sleep next to her and when you guys wake up.. WAKE & FUCK... ONLY thing thats a little better than wake n bake..
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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Pnuggle said:
no sir, i did my deed in her ass for 3 hours(with my thumb rightly stuck inside her poon), and then she said she couldnt take anymore, and puked on the car ride home X) i love that girl. shes a keeper :-)
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Jesus, 3 HOURS? :o

Just thinking about anal sex, like seriously contemplating all that's involved (the pain, the shit :spew:) makes me feel a bit queasy

But more power to your girl :clap:
 
Pnuggle

Pnuggle

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Wikidbchofthewst said:
Jesus, 3 HOURS? :o

Just thinking about anal sex, like seriously contemplating all that's involved (the pain, the shit :spew:) makes me feel a bit queasy

But more power to your girl :clap:
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hahaha. there was no shit! there never is. this girl swears up and down(however false and strange it is) that she doesnt produce poop. haha.
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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apparently if you place someones hand in a bowl of water while they are asleep they will piss themselves......
 
RIStoner

RIStoner

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Some small potatoes places in the undies near the ass is always fun. The look on the face when they wake up thinking they shit themselves is priceless.
 
grandpabear3

grandpabear3

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no, he's not. the big mac overdose is causing him to see things.
next thing you know he'll be seeing princess pickle bunny in a thong
 
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