My KFC Experience.

BlazedAndConfused

BlazedAndConfused

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So im with my friends little bro and we had just burned on the way to get KFC for the fam. So i pull up to the speaker and say heeeeellllllooooooo. This crazy black girl answers " Wahu neeed" and i just start DYING laughing. She hears me and is like " Canpleeeaze take yo order". I continue to die laughing. After i finally muster up the courage to ask her about the new boneless things they had, i couldnt even explain to her what they were. I just said " You got those bonelesrichickens?" She said how many sir. I asked " how do they come? in 4's 8's 12's 30's WHAT!?" in a panicked and scrambled voice. So she tells me she cant make me the order i asked because she only has 4 wing things. So when i finally drive up to pay i take one look at her and DIE laughing again waving my hand and telling dr one second while i sit there and cry and try to calm myself down. So this crafty bitch says something slick under her breath when i finally get it done. So i then pull up to the next window and theres a 400 pound heffar with dreads sitting there and we make eye contact and I again start laughing at her. She's PISSSSSSEED about it. So she gives me a dirty look and goes to get my food. When she comes back and trys to give me my food but i cant stop laughing at the site of this mass. So after i stop laughing and finally take my food she says "Whats so funny?" and i quickly reply "Your face you big goofy bitch" and she screams WHAT!??!? and runs back, so i sit there in anticipation of something funny and she RUNS back and throws a biscuit at the side of my head. Long story short i ate the biscuit and drove away satisfied. Note to all who go to fast food restaurants, everyone who works there does not give a FUCK about their job lolol.
 
smartsoverambition

smartsoverambition

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BlazedAndConfused said:
So im with my friends little bro and we had just burned on the way to get KFC for the fam. So i pull up to the speaker and say heeeeellllllooooooo. This crazy black girl answers " Wahu neeed" and i just start DYING laughing. She hears me and is like " Canpleeeaze take yo order". I continue to die laughing. After i finally muster up the courage to ask her about the new boneless things they had, i couldnt even explain to her what they were. I just said " You got those bonelesrichickens?" She said how many sir. I asked " how do they come? in 4's 8's 12's 30's WHAT!?" in a panicked and scrambled voice. So she tells me she cant make me the order i asked because she only has 4 wing things. So when i finally drive up to pay i take one look at her and DIE laughing again waving my hand and telling dr one second while i sit there and cry and try to calm myself down. So this crafty bitch says something slick under her breath when i finally get it done. So i then pull up to the next window and theres a 400 pound heffar with dreads sitting there and we make eye contact and I again start laughing at her. She's PISSSSSSEED about it. So she gives me a dirty look and goes to get my food. When she comes back and trys to give me my food but i cant stop laughing at the site of this mass. So after i stop laughing and finally take my food she says "Whats so funny?" and i quickly reply "Your face you big goofy bitch" and she screams WHAT!??!? and runs back, so i sit there in anticipation of something funny and she RUNS back and throws a biscuit at the side of my head. Long story short i ate the biscuit and drove away satisfied. Note to all who go to fast food restaurants, everyone who works there does not give a FUCK about their job lolol.
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due that was fucked up if u just said "srry i'm high as fuck" things would of been all cool but u just took it 2 far
and btw KFC uses clones of fat for "chicken theres a reason they don't use "kentucky fried chicken" they can't legally use that

that why i only eat a popeye's!
 
SEF

SEF

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"You big goofy bitch." That's horrible man. But hey, at least a biscuit out of it.:twisted:
 
JNup

JNup

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man i have a KFC experience for ya. Go to a KFC near a college i visit a lot. go inside and ask for the chicken sampler box they have(popcorn chicken, 2 piece of my choice, chicken strips, and a side. the person puts in the order and then i pay after waiting for about 20-30 min the person comes back and tells me they are out of Chicken. I just look at them take a step back and tell my friend to go look at the sign outside and tell me wut it says, so my friends laughs and is like it says KFC i am like O so that means Kentuky Fried Chicken? and the lady is like yes i am like thats cool, and the problem is that your out of chicken? she is like yes we are i was like HOW does KFC not have Chicken? its ur name? she was lke we can give you sides and a biscuit for the same. I just look at them ask for my money and left.
 
smartsoverambition

smartsoverambition

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JNup said:
man i have a KFC experience for ya. Go to a KFC near a college i visit a lot. go inside and ask for the chicken sampler box they have(popcorn chicken, 2 piece of my choice, chicken strips, and a side. the person puts in the order and then i pay after waiting for about 20-30 min the person comes back and tells me they are out of Chicken. I just look at them take a step back and tell my friend to go look at the sign outside and tell me wut it says, so my friends laughs and is like it says KFC i am like O so that means Kentuky Fried Chicken? and the lady is like yes i am like thats cool, and the problem is that your out of chicken? she is like yes we are i was like HOW does KFC not have Chicken? its ur name? she was lke we can give you sides and a biscuit for the same. I just look at them ask for my money and left.
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LOL :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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thegripper

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lol not very nice i remember when i was at kfc with 3 of my friends it was raining out and my friend told me to put my windshield wipers on wen i drove away and we ended up splashing the sh1t out of the person in thewindow lol.
 
panhead

panhead

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When i was a kid i worked as a short order cook while the union i belonged to was on strike,i used to really enjoy customers who were extremely rude to me while they were drunk or stoned.Infact,i loved rude asshole customers so much i made sure to give their order EXTRA attention.

It dont take a rocket scientist to understand its not smart to give food service workers a hard time,especially since they have the ability to turn your food into a biological waste site.

Now imagine Fatty McButterpants getting the last laugh on you by ripping out a greasy wad of ass hair & loading your order up :spew:
 
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