My kind of vacation

GrowTech

GrowTech

stays relevant.
How's this. I can stay here in the US, not get robbed, smoke pot any time I want, get laid any time I want, cost = $0.00

That's a good deal!


But if you like random girls, sounds like you know what you're doing!
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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sounds good to me... except for the part where your dick starts itching, and no matter how much cream you rub on it - that darned V.D. just wont go away...

but other than that, sign me up!
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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For 3900 dollars, you, too can get forcibly sodomized by a pre-op tranny, and get a rash in the shape of South America on your entire genital region.You know you're having fun when your dick screams,"HELP!"



















(P.s I'm fucking with you.:peace:)
 
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korvette1977

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Shit I'll keep my loot and keep my cock where I KNOW its safe ,,,In my girl... Why pay for something that is FREE . Damn even if you went anywhere on a vacation you can get a whore off of craigslist... IF YOU AINT GOT GAME , and cant get Free Tail..
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

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you are what pimps and hos refer to as a trick...id rather go to a club, meet some chicks that digs me and not my loot...(or some chick that does want to bang me for my loot even though she isnt going to get it)....do what we do and then i go home with my 3900 still in the old bank.....but hey if you have trouble getting laid go for it......
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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My friend went to a Costa Rico sex holiday...now his bone looks like a cauliflower at the tip...... so he says...Last thing I want to see or have..... yuck !!!
cloud o crabs..
 
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matthew

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Notice the places this joint has been featured? Playboy, penthouse, FHM.....I don't think you get that far giving your customers diseases.

I guess its easy for some of you to get laid. I am a few pounds overweight (carry most of it in my face) and would swap BOTH C notes in my pocket if I could get laid tonight (even by my wife.) As a married man the idea of sex any time I want it is like the idea of the entire plant being made out of pot, like a fairy tale.
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

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matthew said:
Notice the places this joint has been featured? Playboy, penthouse, FHM.....I don't think you get that far giving your customers diseases.

I guess its easy for some of you to get laid. I am a few pounds overweight (carry most of it in my face) and would swap BOTH C notes in my pocket if I could get laid tonight (even by my wife.) As a married man the idea of sex any time I want it is like the idea of the entire plant being made out of pot, like a fairy tale.
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craigslist.com :mrgreen:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Aww.If you told me that sad story, and we were both single, and the moon aligned with mars,and we were in the same room, I'd throw ya a pity fuck.But seriously...don't lie to the wife.Announce that you will be finding sex elsewhere if things don't change.Better yet, do the right thing, and end a bad marriage.Then console yourself with some meaningless sex.Go to a bar, pick a decent girl, ply her with drinks, be nice, don't get pushy, offer to smoke and drink with her after hours, no strings, and chances are, you'll get laid.
matthew said:
Notice the places this joint has been featured? Playboy, penthouse, FHM.....I don't think you get that far giving your customers diseases.

I guess its easy for some of you to get laid. I am a few pounds overweight (carry most of it in my face) and would swap BOTH C notes in my pocket if I could get laid tonight (even by my wife.) As a married man the idea of sex any time I want it is like the idea of the entire plant being made out of pot, like a fairy tale.
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nickfury510

nickfury510

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listen to stoney...she is a woman telling you how to get laid.....alot of women dont care as much about looks as they do personallity...if you can make a woman laugh and feel sexy about herself you are in there....i am short chubby and funny looking....but ive never had a problem getting laid...and bywomen way out of my league...the key is to let her talk about herself and leave no voids in the conversation....dont giver enogh time to realize that she could do better than you....
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah dude...you're 23...sheesh...you should see some of the nasty, unwashed, toothless old fuckers that have had absolutely no problem with walking up to me and asking if they could clean their penis in my box.You can't be that bad!
 
billman36

billman36

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i as a total whore monger diagree -go in this trip and enjoy yourself !!!!-we all pay for it one way or the other. you are kidding yourself if you dont understand this yet in your life one day you will.
but i would for sure keep your helmet on while you play.
my advice is to first check out brazil (rio)or thailand before costa rica. you dont need a resort to find some of the best ass in the world for sale. have fun dude !!!
 
billman36

billman36

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pull one off and keep the $200 for KFC and a 1/2 oz of some good weed

thats the plan for most of the year -but everybody should take a week a year to chill
 
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