my little sister is a dumbass..

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Louis541

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dirt clean said:
I new a girl in college. When she was 13 she saw a dare thing in school. So she and her girlfeind went out to the nor cal grow feilds in the area and cut down all the pot and dragged it back to their house in big black bags. They sat around trying to learn how to smoke. To the day she is still stoned.

P.s. if that was yours pm me cause she owes me my twenties. :)
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WTF? I'm going to rank the truth of that story right up there with the guy who did acid and now thinks he's a glass of orange juice.
 
Dr Greene

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Dude, shes my kid sister, ya she blabbed but her friends are all dumber than she is. I mean, those girls are some of the dumbest I have ever met...my sis was just trying to look cool and says that she said that I gave it to her...along with some cigarettes and beers that she swiped outta my house as well. U guys gotta watch out for these little teenage fuckers...they grow up so fuckin fast. I swear I was just changing that bitches diapers last week. Now shes stealing my shit and trying to get up on some 15 year old dudes dick.
 
Louis541

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Obviously logic isn't going to work. Only one way you're going to find out and it's going to be the hard way. Make sure you get back in touch when you get out.
 
Biggravy22

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why is this dude not listening. I couldn't keep a secret at 13, and I'm a freaking guy. Not to mention I had an older brother who grew fucking weed. I'd think I was the fucking man.

Me:"Yo bro, I got whatever you need, just wait until my brothers crop is done."

Friend: Your brother grows weed?

Me: Yeah Bro, tight huh?

Friend: THat's fucking sick. Dude you know what we should do?...

Now the seeds been planted, and now people are looking to put there hands in the pot. People are waiting for your crop to finish whether you believe it or not. Someone of importance knows you have fresh buds growing. I don't care if you think her friends are stupid. You're twice as stupid as they are for taking them for granted. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT ANYONE IS CAPABLE OF.
 
Mrkingford

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In my opinion, your open to MANY, MANY, MANY problems here.
Adults CAN'T keep secrets, much less children. Lets say;
1) A 14 year old is caught with weed by his/her dad, which is also a cop, the kid (stoned as hell and scared), says "my friends brother", even if you had nothing to do with it, game over.
2) A couple teenage boys, high on other drugs and alcohol and pot, want to impress their friends and girlfriends or are just looking for a free ride, come to YOUR house.
Those are just the 2 most likely. Remember the #1 rule for growing,
KNOW ONE KNOWS !
Maybe you should keep clean til a month or so after she leaves.
 
Dr Greene

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Im sorry for starting this thread...u dudes r more paranoid than I am. Ya'll just don't know the situation. It's cool.... I got a plan!
 
Dr Greene

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How u gonna say u r smarter than me? U think u kno everything about kids, I'm the oldest of 5. I am no amateur...dammit. I got this under control so fuck u and ur thinking ur smarter than me bullshit.
 
Biggravy22

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Dr Greene said:
How u gonna say u r smarter than me? U think u kno everything about kids, I'm the oldest of 5. I am no amateur...dammit. I got this under control so fuck u and ur thinking ur smarter than me bullshit.
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Says the man who would risk his own freedom because he's too naive to believe something couldn't "Happen to him.". Control is an illusion my friend. You can't even keep her out of your grow room, let alone keep her from blabbing to all her friends. Oh and I don't think I'm smarter than you...it's a stone cold fact that I am. But oh well..."You got this.". Honestly I hope you make it out okay, but you seem hell bent on walking outside in a thunderstorm without an umbrella...so who am I too judge?
 
Dr Greene

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Biggravy22 said:
Says the man who would risk his own freedom because he's too naive to believe something couldn't "Happen to him.". Control is an illusion my friend. You can't even keep her out of your grow room, let alone keep her from blabbing to all her friends. Oh and I don't think I'm smarter than you...it's a stone cold fact that I am. But oh well..."You got this.". Honestly I hope you make it out okay, but you seem hell bent on walking outside in a thunderstorm without an umbrella...so who am I too judge?
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Stone cold fact my ass. U hav got to be the dumbest fucker on this site. FYI YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WHOLE SITUATION. My crop is safe...slightly mutilated..but safe nonetheless. My ass is covered and my slut little sister is going down. Don't get me wrong, I love her but she has got to pay for what she did. Now, Im sure you can understand y I withheld details due to the sensitivity of the situation..but u straight up think u know all about me and u don't kno shit. U need 2 move on with ur life dude.
 
Delusional

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Dr Greene said:
Stone cold fact my ass. U hav got to be the dumbest fucker on this site. FYI YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WHOLE SITUATION. My crop is safe...slightly mutilated..but safe nonetheless. My ass is covered and my slut little sister is going down. Don't get me wrong, I love her but she has got to pay for what she did. Now, Im sure you can understand y I withheld details due to the sensitivity of the situation..but u straight up think u know all about me and u don't kno shit. U need 2 move on with ur life dude.
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Unless your sister is deaf, blind, and mute, no, you do not have it under control. And you're a tool for assuming you do. You already told us she picked the buds to give to her friends. Which mean her friends know. Which means they have had plenty of time to tell others. Which means you are compromised. There are NO details you withheld that would change the fact that her friends know, unless of course they are all deaf, blind, and mute as well. The golden rule of growing is TELL NO ONE. If you cannot grasp this concept I am sorry to say you DESERVE to get caught or robbed and I for one will not be surprised if you do. You have it coming with your attitude.

Either you move the plants, chop them, or risk the concequences. Sitting here blasting people trying to help you because its OBVIOUS you have no clue what you're getting into is not only rude, it's just plain ignorant. Listen to what these people are saying. They are trying to HELP. Dont be a douche.
 
Mrkingford

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Dr Greene said:
I am no amateur...dammit. I got this under control
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I am a new guy here as of today so i'm not taking sides or starting but, dam, you seem to be smart but how can you say that (above) ?
You somehow control everyone who knows ?
Buy your weed til a few weeks after she leaves. Chances are nothing will happen, but look at it this way;
Chance are when you go to the casino your gonna lose, well, sometimes you win, see, thats why its called A CHANCE.
YOUR TAKING ONE, as little as it may be, NOW.
Good luck to you, peace :joint:
 
Dr Greene

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I don't believe what I'm hearing. This shit is so straight now. Forgive me, but u guys who think u know all don't know whats really going on & I don't feel comfortable divulging all the details on this website but even if those kids know, which I am assuming they do, MY ASS IS COVERED 100%. Ain't nothing getting traced back to me.I do not know how to make it any clearer than that.

Alright I'll tell u this much. my sister is so FUCKED! Last night I gave her an ounce of catnip and told her it was maui-wowie and that I did'nt want her sharing it with anyone cuz it is too potent, naturally, she went and sold it to her so called "friends" and now shes got a bunch of kids wanting to beat her ass. So, when she came crying to me, I told her to go stay with our dad who lives across the state. However, my dad is on my side and I told him everything last night so he is gona take good care of that little bitch...hahaha. Also, I took the liberty of planting paraphernalia in her room at our moms house, so when she comes home and snoops through my sisters shit (which she will) that girls is gona be grounded for the rest of summer cuz my sister has a history of lying and my mom is gona think she's full of shit. Also, my mom checks my sisters voicemail frequently and I got this dude to call her up and leave awesomley incriminating voicemails. Also, I know this is getting really immature, but she left her myspace page logged in on my computer and I went to work posting embarrassing photos on there..But feel free to continue reaming me a new one..I find it quite entertaining.
 
Mrkingford

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Dr Greene said:
I don't believe what I'm hearing. This shit is so straight now. Forgive me, but u guys who think u know all don't know whats really going on & I don't feel comfortable divulging all the details on this website but even if those kids know, which I am assuming they do, MY ASS IS COVERED 100%. Ain't nothing getting traced back to me.I do not know how to make it any clearer than that.

Alright I'll tell u this much. my sister is so FUCKED! Last night I gave her an ounce of catnip and told her it was maui-wowie and that I did'nt want her sharing it with anyone cuz it is too potent, naturally, she went and sold it to her so called "friends" and now shes got a bunch of kids wanting to beat her ass. So, when she came crying to me, I told her to go stay with our dad who lives across the state. However, my dad is on my side and I told him everything last night so he is gona take good care of that little bitch...hahaha. Also, I took the liberty of planting paraphernalia in her room at our moms house, so when she comes home and snoops through my sisters shit (which she will) that girls is gona be grounded for the rest of summer cuz my sister has a history of lying and my mom is gona think she's full of shit. Also, my mom checks my sisters voicemail frequently and I got this dude to call her up and leave awesomley incriminating voicemails. Also, I know this is getting really immature, but she left her myspace page logged in on my computer and I went to work posting embarrassing photos on there..But feel free to continue reaming me a new one..I find it quite entertaining.
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And all this to your 13 year old sister ?
Wow, remind me not to become your enemy, lol :-|
 
Dr Greene

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Dude I already know I going 2 hell for this. This shit was all my fault to begin with. I should never of taken my sis into my home in the first place. Lesson learned
 
Delusional

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Dr Greene said:
but even if those kids know, which I am assuming they do, MY ASS IS COVERED 100%. Ain't nothing getting traced back to me.I do not know how to make it any clearer than that.
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LOL Okay then kiddo. Nothings getting traced back to you yet your very own sister is the one who jacked your shit and told her friends...... Yeah. You're covered alright. You're more concerned with revenge than covering your own ass..... I still do not see how anything is covered at all. All you have done is work out your revenge. This does not magically wipe these kids memories clear of your grow. It does not magically seal their lips, and it sure as shit does not stop more people from learning of it. Unless of course all these friends of hers dropped dead miraculously moments after your sister delivered the good news.......... I'm sorry, but if there were a troop of retarded kids out there who knew about my grow I would be relocating or chopping them down within seconds, you can bet on it. Anyone who believes they are safe with children out there gossiping about their grow deserves to be locked up, so yeah, you're right. You're fine man. Don't sweat it. You know what you're doing. Screw all these people with decades of experience trying to help you. They know nothing. You know everything. Keep on keeping on little man. You're doing a bang-up job. +rep
 
Dr Greene

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Whateva...Im clean of it all dudes. Honestly, I think I should be congratulated for my genius escape. I ain't tellin no one how I cleaned my hands off my crop let alone post it on this site.
 
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